Basic bitch

By snarly1 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss asked me what language I was speaking. I was clearly speaking English, but apparently, "indifferent" is too big a word for him to understand. I don't know how he got into a management position. FML
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cptmorgan6 8

So you thought it would be a good idea to bring that word to FML? The place where illiteracy breeds and people don't know your from you're?

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uy_fml 4

He's indifferent to English. :/

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TipOfTheHat 10

It's a complimicated word! That's the sort of edumacation it takes to be a manager! A full undermastanding of the engrish language!

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abbie143 3

17 - maybe you should spend less time moaning about spelling and learn how to take a joke?!

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calo97 0

Oh my God,shut the hell up,you dumb son of a bitch.I'm a grammar and spelling nazi up to a point,but you're just being a dick who apparently doesn't know shit about what a joke is.You're one of those people that doesn't grasp the concept of common sense at all.So please,take your foolishness somewhere else and leave us be.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Indifferent is a very difficult word. Its like combining in and different. My edumacation cant handle such big words.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

19 it's called humor..

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Zomg_Okay 26

25 - You're determined to make a complete arse of yourself, aren't you?

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gabrielbaby 9

Nope a complete ass.

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tweetypie 18

Obvious troll is obvious.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Those who can, do. Those who can't, those who are family, or those who have 'dirt' on someone higher up usually end up in those positions.

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hateevryone 14

your boss is slow.

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perdix 29

If he asks you to use the word in a sentence, say, "Anal sex is for guys who want to go indifferent." You're pretty naive if you correlate management rank with intelligence. If anything, it's often an inverse relationship.

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White_like_dat 3

Like a boss...

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Wait, I know this word; Indifferent - My girlfriend likes it when I put it 'in different'

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