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By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 February 2013 00:39 / Italy
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At least all of your friends dont want to fuck your mom, she always wondered why I never had friends over growing up

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Dude, at least your mom didn't call your crush's parents and try to set up a playdate. WE WERE FOURTEEN! Even worse, the girl told the WHOLE 8th grade! I can't believe I liked that bitch.

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"One where she can accompany so she can get enjoyment out of it too." Either it's me or this line just gives of some unhealthy, unfortunate implications.

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Either it's just me or 2 was being verrryyyy sarcastic. Thumb me down for the following, BUT... You kids do not understand sarcasm when you read it on fml and it's slightly ironic.

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I have no idea why this comment got down voted I seriously doubt that #2 actually meant it. Cant that many people not understand sarcasm. Must be people out there just like sheldon cooper.

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#3 that is why when I get a girlfriend (someday . . .) I'm not going to tell my parents, to avoid them from doing stuff like this,

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My mom still gives me a hard time about the crush I had in seventh. I guess parents have to have fun too. :/

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When I was in high school, my brother told a guy on the basketball team that I had a crush on him. I totally did...in 5th grade. I guess it's best to keep these things to ourselves.

She just was trying to prime the pump. She wants grandkids before she dies and your pathetic shyness is killing her chances.

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