I like to pass the time by poking people with my spork, whom I dubbed "King Henry VIII." I sing his song every time I poke someone. Exceot people peeing in the corners. Their odor grants them immunity. Lol

#41, you are definitely Public Transportation material. Stay crazy;) !

lmao! You say that now....until I one day grace YOUR public transportation. ;) *cue foreboding, overly dramatic music* Lol

#49, don't hold your breath because it's characters like you that scare the shit out of me and keep me driving my own personal car. I sometimes think it's a massive conspiracy among Big Auto, Big Oil and Big Insurance to subsidize lunatics like you on public transport to frighten us in the timid herd into buying their overpriced products. At least I'll know how to address my next spork ;)

You may feel safe now, until you're driving down the highway after work one day and you feel a slight jab on your right shoulder before you hear the soft sound coming from your backseat..."I'm Henry VIII, I am, I am..." This will consequently cause an accident...your fault. I work for the insurance company...of all the other drivers. Lol

#51, and I as I get out to inspect the damage, one of the other drivers sings, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there." You've snuck out the other side and your outfit of trash bags and a cardboard crown has magically changed into a crisp, business suit, and your spork has transformed into a pen and clipboard. I'm so screwed!

I love long comment conversations. make me feel like we're all friends hahaha

#58, I like them, too, when they become like improve comedy sketches (see my profile), but I don't like the ones that turn into fights.

well I vehemently disagree! furthermore I question your intelligence to make myself feel superior

@54: and the wild coyote gnawing on my pant leg transforms into a white stallion & I ride off into the sunset with the fisherman guy from the "other" insurance company. we build a house & raise a family of spork-lovers off that dollar nobody could ever catch off his fishing pole. *dreamy sigh*

You can always use a knife or a razer.