Kids, Pregnancy and Awkward: Bad start

Bad start

By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By I'm an adult! - 02/07/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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Revelations

By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 20:45

Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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Dumbasses

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 July 2019 16:30

An exercise in closing the barn door after the horse has bolted.

mas12806 24

Sunday 14 July 2019 23:39

Comments

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 14 July 2019 14:53

instead of sitting someone down just blurt it out as when you tell someone to sit down they know its something serious

Jon Artz 11

Sunday 14 July 2019 15:55

But isn't safe sex more meant for stds not pregnancy

mas12806 24

Sunday 14 July 2019 23:39

Jon Artz 11

Sunday 14 July 2019 23:45

safe sex /ˌsāf ˈseks/ noun sexual activity in which people take precautions to protect themselves against sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS ... whats that?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 July 2019 16:30

An exercise in closing the barn door after the horse has bolted.

Teri Green 9

Tuesday 16 July 2019 11:19

well? how did it go?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 18 July 2019 1:08

How old are you? Are you married or in a committed relationship? Were you trying to get pregnant? If not, were you taking precautions to prevent it from happening? Hard to tell if you deserve it or not since we don't know the circumstances.