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By paulinapo / Thursday 30 May 2013 01:53 / United States
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She deserved this? I disagree entirely. She had a one night stand, as does a huge proportion of the population. But she chose to make breakfast, something harmless. I'm sure she'd make him some, too. There is no reason for this to have happened to OP.

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That would actually make sense. Most guys don't deck girls, even after finding them in their kitchen. A guy is another matter.

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78 yeah i agree with you. I don't understand why 63 is thumbed down for that, OP hasn't specified a gender.

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79... Omg imagine that gay people have one night stand as well, and they eat breakfast! Well you learn something new every day.

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you guysss it says paulina in the name. which makes the guy a bad person but then again if there was a supposed stranger in your house i dont think youd be thinking about the gender. you just want to them knocked out. plus he might not have seen her. he couldve just heard the noises and came around the corner for a sneak attack

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Name could also be Paul.... I still think OP it's a he and it was a gay encounter. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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I wouldn't say it was deserved but they kind of had it coming. If you have a one night stand and stay at the other persons house DO NOT make breakfast, DO NOT do anything more than wait for them to wake up, leave, or use the bathroom. Just because you were willing to have a one night stand doesn't mean you can make yourself at home.

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This is a hilarious FML, but I'm very curious as to whether the guy snuck up on her, or starting whaling on her like a banshee for her to get knocked out.

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"You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!" *Clang* (Pan knocked out of hand and falls down cliff) "How about 2 out of 3?" I love that film too XD

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Tangled definitely is an AWESOME movie! I basically memorized the whole lines in like the 100th time I've watched it. :D

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If she was knocked out, the next stop would be the hospital. He on the other hand probably had to go to the station.

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45, I doubt he would have to go to the police station for that. Granted he was stupid, but if he didn't remember then he thought she was tresspassing.

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I'm sure 73 meant percentage, and remember it only refers to the population who would identify on a survey. There are probably many more who wouldn't identify, or complete said survey in the first place.

I see things didn't quite pan out as you expected. At least you didn't have to have that awkward morning conversation.

Should've just made the walk of shame and left. That drunk of an evening + the one night stand does NOT equal breakfast!!!

God, how drunk were you both... I don't care about having a one-night stand, but imho there's definitely something wrong with being so wasted you don't even remember inviting a stranger to your house for sex. Doubt the sex was good either...

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54 - I'm pretty sure that if someone wakes up naked next to a stranger after a night of heavy drinking, it's safe to say they had sex.

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