Intimacy: Are you OK?

Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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Caught red handed

By scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States

Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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You deserved it 2 999

By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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You deserved it 1 070

TCRII 29

Monday 2 May 2016 0:04

Did it fit?

punmessiah 28

Monday 2 May 2016 0:05

I guess this is the new Kylie Jenner challenge

Comments

evilplatypus 38

Monday 2 May 2016 1:09

Introduce him to the musical stylings of Weird Al's Weenie in a Bottle

Chazzster 28

Monday 2 May 2016 1:11

Proof he is your "little" brother.

avatarwill5 23

Monday 2 May 2016 1:33

Hey man, we've all been there. It's a rite of passage

captain_hero89 22

Monday 2 May 2016 2:08

I'm more of a Pepsi guy. The real man's Pepsi challenge

marisavz 13

Monday 2 May 2016 2:31

What does the chili pepper mean?

Kitouran 30

Monday 2 May 2016 3:36

It's spicy, AKA NSFW.

HoboMeth 33

Monday 2 May 2016 2:45

That's knobnoxious

CaptainSmith28 19

Monday 2 May 2016 2:57

Brb gonna go try that

theonecasey 27

Monday 2 May 2016 3:55

Was it thirsty?

amileah13 26

Monday 2 May 2016 4:24

Must be pretty small if he was trying to fit it in that small hole.

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 2 May 2016 4:27

Once you turn 11 that doesn't work anymore

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Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML

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Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3 year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

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Today, my husband started a new job as an OTR truck driver. He was assigned one week of home time each month, which happens to be the same exact week my period comes every month. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. I spent a pleasant day with one of my best friends, then I spent four hours in the emergency room because my husband broke his foot while working. We're both self-employed, so production is going to fall 6 weeks behind. FML

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Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

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Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML

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Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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