Intimacy: Are you OK? - FML

Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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Caught red handed

By scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States

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Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

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Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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TCRII 29

Monday 2 May 2016 0:04

Did it fit?

punmessiah 28

Monday 2 May 2016 0:05

I guess this is the new Kylie Jenner challenge

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thisisthestupid 18

Monday 2 May 2016 4:31

Why would that fit in there Must be micro size Like no dicks girth should be that tiny Or even close to that I'm sorry you had to see that OP

andrmac 25

Monday 2 May 2016 5:24

I would assume he's you kid brother. I think that would be a real let down if he fits at older teenage years or adult.

straymondar 10

Monday 2 May 2016 5:47

He must have a small one

TheShiphoo 14

Monday 2 May 2016 6:46

Hopefully it wasn't open, christ..

pjsr 32

Monday 2 May 2016 7:17

If it even fit, it could get stuck. Help the poor kid out by talking to him about how to do that stuff safely and privately. That's what big brothers are for.

moonlight77 28

Monday 2 May 2016 7:49

Is this the new way to experiment nowadays?

OB1Kenobi 10

Monday 2 May 2016 9:06

Lmao.. Awkwardddd

HitmanKillsYou 13

Monday 2 May 2016 9:38

he couldve just been trying to be lazy and take a piss into the bottle instead of walking to the bathroom.

tomvertigo 17

Monday 2 May 2016 9:55

Nothing more sexy and appealing than the hard plastic of a cola bottle...?

Radayam 19

Monday 2 May 2016 16:19

He just wanted to "Do the Dew".

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