Health, Relatable and Awkward: Almost made it

Almost made it

By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Leftovers

By Well Shit - 16/08/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I had a really big, satisfying shit in the loo of a pub several miles from home. After getting back to my table, my stomach rumbled, and, assuming it was just gas, I let it go. What followed was approximately a litre of brown water, soaking my underwear, jeans, and chair, and dribbling onto the floor. FML

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By Tib - 18/12/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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xiloveyoux3 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:48

why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way? Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:57

You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys. And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun. Go pee.

Comments

JohnyJackhammer 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:06

Hey, man don't sweat it, pee it. Haha Just a little joke. But seriously, in no time at all you're just going to look back at that and see the humor in it. It doesn't sound like anyone saw you so it couldn't have been that bad. I actually peed myself in front of people and we all look back at it and think it's funny. I was really drunk, walked to the bathroom, in front of the toilet and peed "in the toilet". Problem was, in my drunken stupor, I had forgotten to undo my fly. I walked back into the room with everyone in it, and boy I'll never forget how hard everyone laughed at my expense haha. Chin up bud, you'll be fine

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:10

I want to party with you! :D

UncleverName_FYL 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:16

LOL and i bet there still laughing

growingupnextmon 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:17

Man how unlucky, but as #12 said at least it could have been worse, im hoping that one of my friends do that haha.

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:11

ummm... i could say ydi, but everyone already said that and i'm gonna be nice and undestanding and say FYL cuz nobody likes feeling like they're gonna piss themselves in public or just plain peeing on themselves when ur older than 5. just next time u drink a lot of fluids pee even when u dont feel u have to so accidents like this one won't happen again. better luck next time :)

lexiBRo 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:16

That is an awesome way to weaken bladder muscles. If you drank that much water I highly doubt that in 9 hours you never once had the desire to urinate, so I say ydi for ignoring your body. Just be happy that you did have that accident in the privacy of your own yard instead of on that hour long ride home.. That would have been a million times more uncomfortable and embarrassing for all parties involved.

somethingawesome 9

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:20

Well hopefully no one saw it.

flinkpamingo 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:23

Somehow, I think the bladder knows it's about home and just gets over excited. Embarassing, yes. But this too shall pass. Don't wait so long next time.

hal13 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:24

that's impossible... god... how can that ever happened

CJ090 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:26

That is not embarrassing I will tell u embarrassing. When I was in 8th grade I was comming home home from the summer program (which is like school) my friends mom gave me a ride 2 the library and then I took the bus home after that. Befor all of this I had a Pepsi like 2 hours prior so after I leave the bathroom equiped library and get on a bus then my bowels decide I need 2 pee so um holdin it and holdin it while standing up on the bus and when a seat is freed I sit down and that triggered me 2 piss my pants and you could see the seat was wet and the pee rolled 2 the back of the bus in a stream so I get off immediatly and still have @ least a quarter mile walk home FML

TheSuitGuy 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:13

I'll tell you what's REALLY embarrassing; the way you write. My God man, how the hell did you get to 8th grade? I've seen 5 year olds with better sentence structure, spelling and basic grammar skills. FYL for failing your native language.

CJ090 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:38

well guess what i mades some spelling errors big whoop FYI im @ work typing this on my phone which remembers the way i type so it migt of made errors because its programed to the way i txt and i ddnt proofread so get the facts straight im prolly more intelligent than u douchebag

skins4ever 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:56

yeah seriously, its not cool 2 be like ur dumb, people type that way in almost everything casual...ur the embaresment fyl for not having any freinds cuz ur an idiot like that, o wait, no...U DESERVE IT

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:46

I agree with #36. And what does he/she deserve? Being intelligent and therefore getting through life more easily? Well, sure, he/she DOES deserve that. I can understand using a phone and not using the best punctuation or spelling...but even so, I think #36 is right.

Latrine 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:27

I like to go a few days with out crapping; and when I can't hold it anymore, I poo my pants. ... You're not cool unless you poo your pants.

heavenandhell 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:48

exacly

Brooklynxman 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:28

I want an explanation as to why you didn't take a leak ANYWHERE in your commute or during work.

jahwn 12

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:33

Dude, in sixth grade I really had to take a shit on the bus, I managed to waddle back home, but while i was struggling with the key (you have to jiggle it) I shat my pants.