Almost made it

By anon9876542 - 20/08/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
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xiloveyoux3 0

why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way? Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.

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Intoxicunt 5

You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys. And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun. Go pee.

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teach09 0

No worries.... There have been days at work that I drink water like crazy, and don't have to pee @ all.. I really depends on how hot it is where you were for 9 hours... Sucks though

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jonny2x4 0

Why didn't you pee in the litter box? Oh wait, that was another FML story.

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heavenandhell 0

you have no life

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AshleyRose784 0

meh, at least you were alone when it happened. not so awful if you ask me.

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mostprobablynot 0

Wow, are you kidding me? Please get your head out of your ass and you'll see that MOST of the world uses metric system. Get an education before you make yourself look like a total retard.

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Eltsc 0

The only good thing about the imperial system is that it makes for catchier song lyrics.

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jakejohn 0

Yeah YDI for taking the bus and using the metric system.

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Besker 0

why? what's so good about the Imperial system? it's like a measurement system dreamed up by a crackhead. Metric is easier to understand, more accurate, and more common

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area51avenger 0

because everybody in the USA doesnt realize there is a world around them. the US is pretty much the only country in the world now that hasn't switched over to metric

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lexiBRo 0

way to make an overgeneralization about US citizens! Many of us are well aware of the world around us and the fact that everyone else uses the metric system... and to everyone who says ydi for using metric system and is being serious...most bottle water (and other beverages in general) is labeled in liters

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theawesomerabbit 0

okayy you douchebag :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system yeah that's right, only three ******* countries in the world don't use the metric system, so **** you.

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AntiChrist7 0

So what good can come of not going to the bathroom for 9 hours? Besides that will almost have a blatter infection by now, there is certainly something wrong with your brain.

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wubwubs 1

man, that sucks, but i know how you feel.. I have the same problem.. I call it "The Curse of the Front Door" Cause it never fails that you can hold it all day till you get to the front door and then your bladder all of a sudden stops working..

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tides_fml 0

yeah totally! like, i can drive nearly all the way home, i'm fine, then once i start moving to the front door i suddenly need to pee, and of course those are the times the lock's being difficult or whatever and i eventually need to sprint to the bathroom as soon as i do manage to open the door. i think it must be totally psychosomatic but i have no idea what causes it.

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ebrillblaiddes 0

The urgency with which one needs the bathroom is inversely proportionate to the distance to the nearest known useable bathroom. 50 miles from nowhere, sitting still in your car so not giving your body any signals that there's one nearby, you're generally set for a while. At your front door, standing and doing the dance so that your body knows there's one RIGHT! THERE!!!...it's a freaking medical emergency. (Note: The urgency with which one needs the bathroom is also directly proportionate to two other variables: amount of recent fluid consumption and time since most recent bathroom visit. Because of this, at some point, even if you're 50 miles from nowhere, the bushes off to the side of the road gradually become members of the category "known useable restroom," increasing your desperation level further once that kicks in.)

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Englishrose 0

why the hell didn't you just pee. You were out for nine hours and your saying there wasn't a single bathroom or a private tree to pee behind. What you did was just idiotic.

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shutyourmouth 0

hahaha that happened to me in the first grade. I hated using the bathrooms at school because the bathroom was a room inside of the classroom and everyone could hear you pee during a lesson so I held it ALL day and when I got to my front door I couldn't hold it anymore so pissed right then and there. lol I think the front door must be like kryptonite to a bladder because I know other people who have had this happen to them haha

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Is the idea of using a public restroom that terrifying to you that you'd hold it for nine hours?? Wowww 

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stophating123 0

at least you were in front of your house so you could run inside and change and not suffer public humility

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lexiBRo 0

humiliation maybe? humility is a word but I don't think it is the one you wanted to use..

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