Almost made it
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im pretty sure that in those 9 hours you woulda had access to a bathroom, and since you didn't go, its most likely because you couldn't get off your ass to go. plus your kidneys are gonna be ****** now. good job.
Okay, i don't know why you didn't use your bathroom for nine hours, but at least it was at your front door, and not at the bus stop or on the bus. And on the note of wetting yourself... Making friends is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can experience the warm feeling it brings you. Hahaha, I just read that somewhere, and I thought it was pretty funny, and it was related to your FML.
I guess you were too excited to get to the door :b
don't worry the people making fun of you will get there share of embarrassing stories. you were the only one who had the balls to tell everyone. I give you props.
Awww, that sucks, but at least you made it home and didn't have to deal with an awkward public pee.
Least it Wasn't outside the Bathroom door =P
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why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way? Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.
You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys. And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun. Go pee.