A new friend

By puzzled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0

Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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spaceydude 0

extra protein I guess

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RetroMom 0

I can think of few things as horrible as that moment must have been. You have my sympathies.

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succubusprime 0

I call fake. 1. Girls don't eat bugs, 2. Unless your father's name is Gipetto (sp) and your wood gets bigger when you lie (in a non-sociopathic way) I doubt one would have made it to the back corner of your mouth unnoticed.

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martincieslak1 0

Ark s'est dégeux men ! lave toé la bouche espèce de sale !!

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BasketballLord55 0

A woodlouse is a spider

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sxychik 4

or it could actually be a woodbug which eats wood.

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screwedupclick 0

ydi, your old enough to know that eating dirt is wrong!

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chandlerthedog 0

I wonder if they would show up in poop if swallowed like gum... hummm

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