A new friend

By puzzled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0

Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

Must...resist...urge...to make...British...dental hygiene joke....

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The_Disturbed 5

Eh, go for it. If anyone moans, it's because they're the sort of Brit without a sense of humour, unlike me, who can actually take a joke :P

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imchanel 0

wth is that doing in your mouth?!

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muffinsareyummy 1

OMG! How did that thing get in your mouth!?

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kayPandastyle 15

I would have thrown the hell up!! I hate buggs!! fyl indeed

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sxychik 4

omg I keep getting shivers every time I come by this post.... uck

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FsoberLife 0

Woodlice have gills; It was breathing your warm, moist saliva all night! Silly mouth-breathers.

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FsoberLife 0

Why are people wondering what a Woodlouse is? You're on the Internet, look it up... It takes more effort to write a comment than do a simple search, and the info from the search will be far more accurate than what a stranger tells you on fml.

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Sekococo 0

thinking about this fml reminds me its a bugs life....wait noooo you aint the talented pill bug. they were so cool at the circus R.I.P

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