A new friend

By puzzled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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KaylaCrow 4

Gross...at least you didn't swallow. But maybe you should keep your mouth closed more often. Lol.

Ohh shit! That's gross! Good thing you spat it out

Don_fml 0

1. A Woodlouse is not an insect, it's the last surviving land crustacean. That's right, it's related to lobsters and crabs. 2. They eat organic garbage - it was probably there because you didn't brush your teeth before going to bed. 3. It could've been worse... could've been a spider or a cockroach.

mouse130 0

EWWWW that's nasty! iwonder how it got there!

disgusting. how the hell did it get in there?!?!

ChubbyBunny3 0

Hm... I wonder how... Wait.. Nevermind... I don't want to know. **Edit- Yes I do... Haha Ican't make up my mind!

myunicornbarfedo 0

EWEWEWEWEWEW THATS DISGUSTING!! HOW DID YOU GET ONE OF THOSE IN YOUR MOUTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

alyssaxoxomichel 0