A new friend

By puzzled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0

Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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Y0U_fml 0

After reading all these comments I'm pretty sure I know what it is. I live in the northeast US and I've only seen them a few times and that was like deep in the woods under a rock. I don't think we even have a name for them. Armidillo bug seems to fit though.

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Quinzel_fml 0

eewwwwwwww Dx grody!!!!!!

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lemonkiss3 6

I love rolly pollys :)

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Glockinator 2

It's a ropy poly I don't see what's so bad about that.

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MiaLoves 8

how the **** did a roly poly enter your mouth?!

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DecemberSkye44 0

um. 36. while you are trying to sound all intellectual and don't get me wrong I'm sure we all applaud you for the effort..... it is not lice. it is a little silver bug that curls into a ball when scared.... have a nice day.

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blackcatgirl46 21

Eww! Didn't u notice that earlier when u were eating!?

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Wow ... Knock on wood anyone?

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cindywashere 5

it would have been easier on everyone if you just called it a rolly polly xP

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