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By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 15:00

Today, a large figure busted my front door window. Fearing a burglar, I shot at them with my sidearm. Opening the door, I saw the mailman, in his new brown shorts, and my large custom bedding he'd plopped against my door. With 5 new holes. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

No prizes for guessing what country you're from.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

You went postal on a mailman? At least you didn't shoot him. Also, the adage "look before you leap" seems appropriate here.

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Bobby Ford 3

Bet you will see a significant drop in mail very shortly too.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

"Today, I was delivering a package to what seemed like a normal home. The postman's creed never warned us about psychos with weapons, as I was nearly killed by one when I placed his package against his front door. FML"

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Mightytall 35

Panic much? Know your f‘ing target! I hope you learn your lesson from that incident. Although I hope police did take away all your firearms.

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TeacherTeacher 11

You are why we need stronger gun laws.

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rodfergie 18

No.... this idiot needs to be prosecuted for every single law they broke, and I can think of three that you keep them in jail for 10 years.

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DragonMaiden7 15

No, he needs psychiatrically evaluated, there need to be better gun control laws here and so much more regulation on who should get a gun here.

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Tarlachia 33

What can brown do for you? -UPS (United Poo Services)

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RichardPencil 30

“Neither rain nor snow nor hail of bullets shall stay these couriers from their appointed rounds.” What a great motto!

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distortedcognition 17

Idiot. Never fire blindly! If you can’t responsibly own and discharge firearms sell them.

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LadyRen 20

I think the mailman needs a gun to keep him safe, not you

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