#1 Mom

By whoopsboutthecap - 15/11/2011 12:51 - United States

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
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AnonymousTroll 2

It seems like *sunglasses* she wants to bust a cap.

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Savra_fml 17

Move out OP, but before you do, have some fun and remove the cap of everything in the house and then hide them. This will give you time to makee your get away.

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perdix 29

Forgot? Yeah, right. You intentionally left the cap off just to subject her to that dry crust off toothpaste that forms when you leave it uncapped. You're lucky she reckons you are merely insane, when, in fact, you are evil.

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fangbanger_kitty 10

YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE TOOTHPASTE.!!?? YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!! IT CAN TURN INTO A BLACKHOLE! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US ALL.. No wonder she beat you -.-

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Sweet121 0

Brings new meaning to the phrase "drama mama."

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bubo_fml 10

This calls for swapping her toothpaste w/ shoe polish & vise versa...

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bgzdhn1 2

I'm pretty sure thats child abuse. Tell some one or call childline (0800 1111)

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emerluvsu 6

Does anyone actually use the cap for the toothpaste?

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shrdlu 28

I do. It's attached and I can't stand the tube up on that end unless I flip the cap back on.

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