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#1 Mom

By whoopsboutthecap - 15/11/2011 12:51 - United States

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

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You deserved it 3 772

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By misi - 22/06/2019 16:00

Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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You deserved it 5 902

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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You deserved it 2 009

GHOSTS!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 05:01 - United States - Gladwyne

Today, my mother interrogated me about the duct tape, that I'd put on my foot for a wart, having fallen off. I tried to explain that my foot was just sweaty. She responded by arguing that the duct tape falling off was a "supernatural event". I really wish I could afford my own place. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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You deserved it 3 048

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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You deserved it 4 853

The R-word

By How old am I again? - 04/09/2022 17:30 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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AnonymousTroll 2

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:47

It seems like *sunglasses* she wants to bust a cap.

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:54

Child services, how may I help you?

Comments

varkey 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 7:14

Call the cops / child protective services. FYL

wittygirl 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 8:34

Reverse the role and enroll her in a mental institute for flipping over an open toothpaste tube.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:02

Age != Maturity In addition to this, if you believe that everyone puts their true age in their profile, you need a reality check.

vincespektor 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:21

Call her mommy dearest. She'll love it.

ScumSnot 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 9:40

Your mom is awesome.

loser_lover95 9

Wednesday 16 November 2011 11:32

I think we should reasses who's crazy and who's not in this family

shazza26 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 11:44

Get your mum to take you to the hospital and then turn HER in.

Holy_ish 19

Wednesday 16 November 2011 18:28

Get back at her by leaving every cap in your house open, then call the cops. :D

jkmcnns1005 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 18:32

My mom once threatened to go online and find me a gay boyfriend and wouldn't stop treating me like I was gay. Why? Apparently I was "acting like a girl" all because I didn't wash her truck perfectly.