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Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64025) - you deserved it (4178)

On 04/04/2009 at 5:19am - animals - by cheaphubbyswife - Canada (Northwest Territories)

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1st - I feel terrible for your son! 2nd - I feel terrible for YOU for having to be tehre when he witnessed this. 3rd - I'd make your HUSBAND explain to your son exacty why he was too selfish to cover the costs of the basics adn why he didn't care about your son enough to do things right. Seriously. He disgusts me.

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:08am by everythingtold

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...your husband didn't want to pay to fees AND he didn't even bother burying him?
That's ridiculous.

I agree with #3 - make HIM explain.

#5 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:16am by marykateex3

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