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Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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On 12/02/2009 at 2:25pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Better the TV than the guinea pig.

#1 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:14pm by lkrofct

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Just because a guinea pig is smaller than a human, cannot talk, and is not as smart as a human, doesnt mean it doesnt enjoy its life. a tv is an inanimate object, to which people have no personal or emotional attachment to, nor it to people. A life, even if its just a guinea pig's, is worth infinitely more than the most expensive tv.

#26 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:41pm by ReginaFalange

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