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Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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On 12/02/2009 at 2:25pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Better the TV than the guinea pig.

#1 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:14pm by lkrofct

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Am I the only one who read "squeaking its head off" and expected the FML to end in actual decapitation?

#15 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:00pm by Tequilamockngbrd

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