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Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35339) - you deserved it (5575)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:07pm - animals - by ShockBait (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Not all pitbulls are mean, maybe you'll get lucky and this one won't be.

#4 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:21pm by kindofgocrazy

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this is bullshit. pits are amazing dogs, maybe its the owner whos the dumbass and raising them to be aggressive. its basically like raising a kid, teach them to rape and murder and 9 times out of 10 they'll grow up with the mindset that its ok. its people who dont understand this that give pits a bad rep, and another reason that theyre nearly outlawed.

#14 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:29pm by loveabull66

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