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Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39946) - you deserved it (14654)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:25am - animals - by Entheatus (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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