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Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I am allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12517) - you deserved it (29047)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:43pm - animals - by emmey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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