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Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38704) - you deserved it (7186)

On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

#2 - On 08/28/2014 at 9:53am by hornytoad13

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