Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
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He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone
#2 - On 08/28/2014 at 9:53am by hornytoad13
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They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...
#1 - On 08/28/2014 at 9:51am by JasonUMN
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