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By  DocBastard  |  47

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  19

People that claim they are asexual confuse the hell out of me. Does it mean they just like fucking themselves, or do they truly believe they can reproduce all alone? Maybe it's just me.

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  doctorhook86  |  28

87: Hardcorn popcornography, for sure. There's nothing like the sight of a sweet little kernel, dripping and glistening with hot oil, swelling like it's ready to burst...! *Pop!* *Yawn* well, I'm spent. Night.

By  DocBastard  |  47

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  poetrywriter12  |  47

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27- Your idea of college is very, very bleak. Most people manage to balance studying and entertainment. As Chef from south park would say: "There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college!"

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  DocBastard  |  47

Poetrywriter12 - Have you BEEN to uni? If not, then you have no idea what you're talking about. If so, then I'm severely disappointed with you. Sure studies are important, but the most important part of college is to LIVE.

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  gracehi  |  47

I can't see where poetrywriter is from because I'm on the app, but I'm guessing that she's from Great Britain or somewhere else in Europe, or perhaps Australia. In Great Britain college is like high school, and it's for ages 16-18. Then you go on to "uni" or university, which is what we Americans call college. I'm not sure but I think it's the same throughout most of Europe and Australia. Anyway, I can see where she's coming from, because I doubt "shenanigans" are encouraged for 16 to 18 year olds.

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Grace, you must be on the Android app. I used to have the same issues, which is why I use my iPod Touch instead. I apologize in advance, but: -*United States -*He It had to be done. I'll show myself out.

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  gracehi  |  47

Well if she really is from the US, then I too am thoroughly confused by her comment. Perhaps she's a recent immigrant? I don't know! *head explodes*

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  Vash_41288  |  47

I agree that some people don't have time for shenanigans , i go to school full time and work full time and that doesn't leave much time for anything else. I know lots whose parents are parents pay for it and they parry all the time, while rocking c grades. Done can do it others can't and not because of choice either.

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  Vash_41288  |  47

While i do apologize for my errors my point stands. Im sure you are smart enough to get the gist of it. Was typing this while i waited for next class to start so i didn't really doubler check it, my apologies.

By  perdix  |  37

I guess your stories of longing and masturbation have become repetitive and tiresome. Your professor thinks that you should try to get a girlfriend because he thinks your tales of failure and rejection are going to be hilarious. You should show him by lowering your standards and getting a nasty girlfriend.

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  kyleekay  |  37

47- Perdix was making the assumption that the Professor reads the journals; he then implied that the Professor told OP to get a girlfriend because he's tired of reading OP's sad, sexless, lonely tales.

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  TheDrifter  |  37

An additional bit of advice for OP for guidance in this endeavor. If you have to ask your date "you're a woman, right?" Or "You're sure this is legal?" You're on track to a memorable night.

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