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Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42026) - you deserved it (8961)

On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)

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at least if theres an awkward silence there will be proper sound effects

#4 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:22am by stupidface15

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FYL OP hope you figure out a way to stop the sound.

#1 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:21am by zarosian

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