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Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Sleepdeprived (man) - United States (Maine)

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FYL OP hope you figure out a way to stop the sound.

#1 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:21am by zarosian

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Ear plugs? Idk if those really work.. Just an idea :/ fyl!

#2 - On 06/11/2014 at 11:21am by Cass_x

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