Work, You're fired and TikTok: Corporate frown

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By Vicky - 13/11/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be cool to make a TikTok dance routine while at work. Today is also the day the District Manager chose the perfect ass fucking day to pay my unit a visit. I was fired. Christmas is now ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95

You deserved it 1 533

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By CalebNotShomo - 25/12/2014 15:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By mypelvishurts - 23/02/2013 07:32 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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You deserved it 6 627

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By this generation sucks! - 14/07/2022 22:00

Today, I've now had to fire three employees this month alone. Why? Two were caught making TikToks while on the clock, “joking” about stealing customers’ credit card info, and the third posted a video of herself in a street fight while wearing her uniform. It should hurt to be this damn stupid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 212

You deserved it 119

By robthebuilder - 26/10/2010 06:35 - Canada

Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 801

You deserved it 2 465

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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You deserved it 2 633

By B - 18/12/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

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You deserved it 4 656

By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 086

You deserved it 149

By homerr123 - 23/12/2013 17:35 - India - Mumbai

Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 953

You deserved it 3 234

By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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You deserved it 516

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By Muhd Hazrie - 27/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was working as a security guard in a office building. It was 5 p.m. and most of the staff had gone home so it was pretty quiet. I did a little ballet dance around my security post. When I turned around, I saw my supervisor taking a video of me. He sent it to my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 892

You deserved it 427

HouseOfM 8

Monday 13 November 2023 21:31

I'm wondering how you thought you might get sympathy for this?

lastjedi 3

Tuesday 14 November 2023 0:57

i mean don't do stupid shit at work.

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HouseOfM 8

Monday 13 November 2023 21:31

I'm wondering how you thought you might get sympathy for this?

lastjedi 3

Tuesday 14 November 2023 0:57

i mean don't do stupid shit at work.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 14 November 2023 1:30

Next time choose to do work at work.

FluffythePink 19

Tuesday 14 November 2023 16:30

Idjit

cpguru24 15

Tuesday 14 November 2023 22:19

Yes it is. You ruined it. Good job.

dreams2383 18

Tuesday 14 November 2023 22:44

if your on the clock you will be fired. do stupid shit win stupid prizes.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 15 November 2023 22:55

As a wise man once said; "Stop ******* around at work, you stupid bastard."

historygrad74 19

Saturday 3 February 2024 22:43

Ha! Ha! Tik Tok is stupid and so are you!

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