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Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37434) - you deserved it (6471)

On 03/29/2014 at 1:03pm - animals - by Galaxy (man) - Belgium (Limburg)

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I don't see a downside to this.

#1 - On 03/29/2014 at 8:13pm by billiejoeinabox

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You got out of work early AND you get to play with a bunny? Sounds like a good day to me

#2 - On 03/29/2014 at 8:14pm by glabberfasted

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