The more you know

By Are you kidding me? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML
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Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?

MoronsAccount1 12

Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.

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Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?

We should petition the mods to move the parrot FML so we can have a hat trick.

Three consecutive FMLs on bowel movements? Ah, if only life was that grand.

perdix 29

Since birds urinate and defecate in the same splort, it would be three urine stories in a row.

Hahahah thanks for that image. 360 no scope piss sprinkler. Oh dear god that'd be awful. I'd hope that no one's piss can do a 360... You'd literally have to have a cup on your privates every time you pee 0.o

Who said that it can't pee in a circle?

animals sure know how to piss people off sometimes lol

In this case OP was both pissed off and piss on.

now you can take the great smell of the zoo with you.

Spider_Web 11
MoronsAccount1 12

Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.

so parrots shit horizontally and rhinos piss backwards? I've learned two new things today

perdix 29

Good thing it wasn't a parrot! That shit woulda hurt!

jjander69 11

Dang that would suck, they should put signs up warning of that.

They do at my local zoo. "Warning, Rhinoceros can spray urine 7-10 feet behind them!"