Poopoo peepee and Animals: The more you know

The more you know

By Are you kidding me? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML

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Boardacon 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:11

Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?

MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:12

Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.

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jrock9093 18

Tuesday 10 September 2013 16:01

That would of been an epic site op awesome just great!

siriusjones 6

Wednesday 11 September 2013 3:31

So can tapirs. Over surprising distances. Trust me on this.

slothoverloard 1

Thursday 12 September 2013 6:56

How would you get that close to a rhino at the zoo for that to happen anyways?

Killcause 1

Saturday 14 September 2013 19:33

...females

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