Poopoo peepee and Animals: The more you know

I wish humans could do that. That way you could stand with your back against the balcony railing, socialize with other guests and pee at once with nobody noticing... Scratch that, I don't really want it to be like this at all.

Fuhkyoo 17

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:36

if it was a male rhino he was probably tucking it, just sayin.

rt156 16

Tuesday 10 September 2013 2:58

Thank you for the warning op

shanannygians07 28

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:04

They spray poop backwards too! I saw a lady taking a picture once and she got splattered

breakinlegs 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:09

not only can they pee backwards they must be able to pee a long ways! its not like they let u stand right next to it

anonymous12586 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:44

haha that's why I NEVER go to the zoo

JordynnLOL 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:00

Those are some ******* talented Rhinos.

TrinityisLife 22

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:21

I'm just wondering why you were standing behind a rhino. O_O Please say there was a superstrong steel fence between you two.

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