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By Are you kidding me? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, while at the zoo, I found out that the rhinos there can pee backwards, while standing directly behind one. FML
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Boardacon 5

Two peeing FMLs in a row. What are the odds?

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MoronsAccount1 12

Everyone's getting pissed on today. I almost feel left out.

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sour_sweet_gone 14

Hey if anyone wants to chat message me!!! :)

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honeymoonroyale 20

Exact same thing happened with my mom from a lion at the circus... Something you just never forget no matter how much you try lol. Sorry, OP.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Wow what a wet mess. Ironic enough Animal planet and Nat Geo always catches an rhino taking a dump or a piss. Tune in some time. Might amaze you what you learn lol. FYL OP

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skyeyez9 24

I imagine its like being sprayed with the force of a firehose. And then OP standing there, gagging and soaked in rhino pee.

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spearmintllama 6

Just FYI, mares do that, too, so for this and many other reasons obvious to everyone except those living in maybe West Virginia, stand clear of the critter vag.

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Coolet90 7

most zoos put a sign up saying "caution rhinos mark their territory...". if u missed the sign well I would be standing on the business end of an animal... js

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