CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
Anonymous
Single and ready to Pringle
Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Anonymous
Dalton, United States
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
PityKitty
Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
Username
United States
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
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golden_warrior 23
There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.
Jonniii 10
At least you have pussy.
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golden_warrior 23
There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.
Wizardo 33
Exactly, it could be called felinedesires.com or crazycatlove.net or maybe even crazypussylovers.com
Jemm_fml 29
I bet that last URL is already taken. Giggidy!
itsmichellebitch 16
it should be something like: myonlyfriendismycat.org or lonelycatlovers.com or helpmeineedfriends.net
DKjazz 20
It's a good idea, because all pairings start from a common interest. Often conversations are hard to start, but you can start by showing off your cats. Then your cats meet their cats, and you start a big cat family. I know of a very happy elderly couple who live this way now.
wavves 13
I've actually seen an advertisement for a dating website specifically for dog lovers…
feelingold 18
That's nothing. I've been trying to explain to my snake why I don't get any action and he is not f*cking happy about it.
Virtual_BS 13
What about lonely cat lovers who don't own cats?
Jonniii 10
At least you have pussy.
flashback.miss 28
Hey, is your cat at least a good listener? But, you just got to take that first step and get out there. :) If this is something you don't like about yourself change it for your own happiness.
Jemm_fml 29
YOUR AVATAR. OW.
uptown_16 9
what the **** is up with your profile pic!?
feelingold 18
I saw this asked before... leeches, apparently. good for the eyeballs. mm.
worldclassrager 39
Cats always listen no matter what you say...he/she heard each word and will not say anything they are very good secret keepers...
TheBlossum123456 1
I tried talking to my dog once. She kept giving me the "what the **** is she saying to me?!?!" face.
Enigmax2514 7
Please to meet you, Jon Arbuckle...
Sputnikspak 13
I think 'Garfield Minus Garfield' describes this situation the best. Jon just looks like a crazy dude if Garfield isn't answering him.
applebramble 22
I love making conversation with my cat! Example Cat: "meoww" me: no , you didn't! Really ? How was it? Cat: meowww me: aww honey , I'm sure you'll find another cat to hang with . I know it's weird but it's funny to me coz she meows everytime I say something so it's like a conversation (:
SystemofaBlink41 27
I have conversations with my dogs! They go something like this: "HOW'S MY LITTLE PUPPY DOG?? A YOO YOO YOO YOO?! BRRRRR!" And they just look at me as if they were sorry for humanity...
TheDrifter 23
I get the same impression from my pets, like they're just frustrated that we never seem to be able to understand what they're after. The dog's pretty mellow, but I'm pretty sure the cat gets condescending about it.
Korosuhito 26
Well, what did your cat say?
Pussycat86 18
Miawwww
brackaman 18
What OP isn't telling us is that his cat put on glasses, wrote out a flow chart, and explained in perfect english why OP's new cologne and hair style is making him unattractive.
cathyfang1533 12
With a British accent?
olpally 32
Damn, go out and meet someone! The cat will eventually troll you like they seem to do all the time on here.
joawmeens 7
Why, because you have a TALKING CAT?! Seems like a chick magnet to me!
DKjazz 20
What would you think if some random man told you he had a talking cat, and to come to his house to see it?
deathy94 14
#21 I'll probably go see it. Who wouldn't? It's a talking cat.
RedPillSucks 31
Seems to work for pedo bear with the talking cat in his van filled with candy.
skellingtonfart 18
I wouldn't worry about your sanity until your cat starts answering back!