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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 21:27

Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By dumbdad - 28/12/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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Chazzster 28

Saturday 17 April 2021 22:59

Obviously you are living with Mom. If you feel your shaver is “ruined” give it to mom and get one that you keep in your room and ask Mom to please not use your personal care items. By the way, you can clean shavers with drugstore rubbing alcohol - It cleans and disinfects if that’s a consideration.

bleachedraven 14

Sunday 18 April 2021 1:46

Chaz...Idk where Richard Pencil has been...but you are one of the stars of the show with your wit and knowledge.. but as to the shaver fnl...why are we hearing so many of these lately? Lock up your shavers people!

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Chazzster 28

Saturday 17 April 2021 22:59

Obviously you are living with Mom. If you feel your shaver is “ruined” give it to mom and get one that you keep in your room and ask Mom to please not use your personal care items. By the way, you can clean shavers with drugstore rubbing alcohol - It cleans and disinfects if that’s a consideration.

bleachedraven 14

Sunday 18 April 2021 1:46

Chaz...Idk where Richard Pencil has been...but you are one of the stars of the show with your wit and knowledge.. but as to the shaver fnl...why are we hearing so many of these lately? Lock up your shavers people!

Brightside86 30

Sunday 18 April 2021 19:16

Most adults are hard to buy gifts for. Sounds like you know just what to get your mom.

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