Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML
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Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my grandmother died. No one called me to let me know she passed. I found out because people kept writing RIP on her Facebook wall. My siblings and I weren't even mentioned in her obituary with the other grandchildren, but they did remember to mention her dog. FML
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masterofflight 8
your grandma surely loves you
babyblueyes 27
I'd whisper back "it's gonna be you" smile and walk away.
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trellz17 19
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She's probably just upset. I'm sure she didn't mean it.
Ambient25 24
Seriously? Yeah because when I get upset I immediately blame the nearest family member for not dying sooner....it's only rational right......
SynysterNero 20
That's when OP says "Don't worry. You'll see your dog soon you old bitch"
cwells0430 12
Lmfao
trellz17 19
#31 you said it, not me
ise3 10
66 did you miss the sarcasm?
ChuckNorris2 4
#55 has a point. Do it, OP. Do it do it do it do it.
masterofflight 8
your grandma surely loves you
isallwaysme 27
sorry for replying, but, WE NEED AN OLD PEOPLE CATEGORY ON FML.
fareith 15
25 - I second the motion.
claudio117 12
Should have said your next.....
RoboCunnilingus 23
Her next what?
NagainaFier 16
#53; did you mean "You're next"?
MrClean17 15
I don't know how anyone can be more annoying than a chihuahua. What did you do
lilhellian 26
My grandmas chihuahua actuly behaves. He doesn't bark much at all (only at mailman). He just follows her around like her around.
perdix 29
You could be a Maltese Poodle. My extended family loves them and all but one of them are assholes. I'm talking about the dogs. My extended family: 100% assholes! Jkjkjkjk ;)
Ameel_fml 19
Aww, I feel bad for the reputation Chihuahuas have. I used to have a Chihuahua and she was the loveliest little dog I've ever owned. :(
FalconSam1414 19
My older sister's chihuahua is so sweet! He's very quiet and cuddly too! Yep, another contradicting example of a stereotyped chihuahua. :)
Hollandiscrazy 12
It's pretty difficult to hit a chihuahua though.
rocketiquette 20
Yeah. Don't see how this happened unless the dog was off-leash or she was walking it down the middle of the road...
FeleciaIgnis 13
Maybe the dog was sitting under the tires of a parked car, and when the driver came back he/she didn't see the dog under their car (because it's tiny) then backed over it while driving away. My uncle lost a labrador puppy that way, it was pretty sad.
babyblueyes 27
I'd whisper back "it's gonna be you" smile and walk away.
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
Or.... "You're next..." LMAO
Bluu67 3
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"Ohhh, grandma made a funny she's adorable" stay tuned for more
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Umm, how is what grandma said funny at all?
jameen 11
Well we now know the family hierarchy...
oj101 33
I guess, with the death of the dog, it's *knew*
awaydoggy 8
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chihuahua doesn't look very intelligent especially with its tiny head
skellingtonfart 18
I know something else that doesn't look very intelligent...
xALEXx_fml 15
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Aww poor pup.. Aww poor you..
oj101 33
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Wait... a chihuahua is a dog?! I always thought it was an overgrown rat.
skellingtonfart 18
Hardy har har.