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Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41846) - you deserved it (3556)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

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I would make an Angry Birds joke here, but that's too tired. Set up a pigsty or something.

#1 - On 04/29/2013 at 4:41pm by Booda_Shun

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How fowl.

#3 - On 04/29/2013 at 4:41pm by Soluxis

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