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Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28155) - you deserved it (2958)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Kick him out.

#1 - On 02/15/2013 at 4:31am by Harpy20

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That's disgusting, no-one can be that stupid.

#3 - On 02/15/2013 at 4:33am by skellingtonfart

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