Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML
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Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, I had to try to convince my roommate that, yes, you do need to use dish soap when you hand wash dishes because of bacteria in old food. She still won't believe me, insisting that, "There's no such thing as bacteria in food." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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Harpy20 24
Kick him out.
skellingtonfart 18
That's disgusting, no-one can be that stupid.
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Harpy20 24
Kick him out.
Demonfish 14
Or escalate, and wash his dishes in the toilet. That always solves everything.
atarisrocks 6
As they live in the uk I'm guessing they have no say in who they live with as they live in a houseshare where they rent a room. It very common here and you have 2 choices live with it or move out.
reimichele 8
Time to kick him out. Either that or sit him down for an advanced biology lesson complete with slides.
klutz44 28
Maybe you will bore him to death, problem solved!
skellingtonfart 18
That's disgusting, no-one can be that stupid.
raphanne_fml 33
You'd be surprised. If he has no basic hygiene for the dishes, I don't even want to know what else he doesn't wash properly...
Sandman366 6
Someone will be that stupid. Wonder what he'd say if you ask him how air exists - you can't see it, but IS there...
docscientist 9
Check out dunning-Kruger 'syndrome'.
outoftown 26
66 - I did. That nails it!
Ameel_fml 19
This doesn't surprise me one bit, tbh. Back when I was at university, one of my housemates had such bad hygiene she left her dirty plates and bowls in her room for so long that they'd go moldy and end up covered in maggots. To "clean" them, she'd put them in a garbage bag and leave them in the lounge room for someone else to put in the garbage bin. At one point I came home to find 10 bags of moldy, rotten, maggoty plates and bowls just sitting in the lounge room stinking the place up. I refused to go back to the house after it. We'd try to explain why this was disgusting, but she didn't see anything wrong with it. She genuinely thought that being so filthy was ok...as long as she put everything in a garbage bag eventually.
xRezSynn 15
Get a secret stash of plates for yourself?
Imhere4fml 24
Paper plates!
Bibliovore 26
Or locks for the kitchen cupboards/drawers you use, instead of buying a whole new set of dishes. Or resign yourself for as long as you have to still live with him to never, ever use any dishes without washing them first.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
Slap some sense into that fool o.O LMAO
AnyaS 19
Have him read up on germs and how they normally can't be seen.
newbiehere99 6
Now it's got me thinking ... I shouldn't say it, well then again I should, but ugh it's gross ... Oh well ... Someone has to ask ... Do you think he cleans his genital area with soap or ...? Gosh I'm so embarrassed that I thought that 0.o Edit: #7 beat me to it ... Sweet victory, I'm not alone!!!!!
Ameel_fml 19
Why is that embarrassing? It's actually a fair question. If he thinks a dog licking plates it ok, who knows how (or even IF) he washes himself. *shudders*
muFilter 19
By his own logic, then, he shouldn't take much issue with sharing the dog's bowl and staying away from your plates.
bredahl 26
Just tell him this: That same tongue that licks those plates "clean" is the tongue that licks its junk to clean itself.
TheChelseaSays 34
Eww lol
andyyroxx 20
Tell him to bathe his dog with his tongue, then.