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Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2331)

On 01/06/2013 at 8:49pm - animals - by Twiggysucks68 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Speaking from experience, he'll be sorry for assuming a baby will be like a pet. I was very disappointed when my baby daughter was unwilling to use a litter box.

#15 - On 01/07/2013 at 3:24am by zingline89

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Give him one of those realistic dolls that shit, cry, scream, and pee. He'll change his mind.

#6 - On 01/07/2013 at 3:14am by misspulkadot24

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