Today, my fiancé decided he wants a baby only because our dog is good, quiet, and falls asleep as soon as he starts to cradle her. He thinks a baby will be just like that. FML
by Twiggysucks68 / 01/06/2013 at 8:49pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
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Speaking from experience, he'll be sorry for assuming a baby will be like a pet. I was very disappointed when my baby daughter was unwilling to use a litter box.
#15 - On 01/07/2013 at 3:24am by zingline89
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Give him one of those realistic dolls that shit, cry, scream, and pee. He'll change his mind.
#6 - On 01/07/2013 at 3:14am by misspulkadot24
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