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Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12182) - you deserved it (4071)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by emilyhendrix0414 - United States

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To dogs, everything is food!

#3 - On 09/28/2012 at 12:53pm by greenie213

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+55 | 21

Talk about a fatty.

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 12:50pm by Bullpine

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+41 | 11

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