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Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50790) - you deserved it (6761)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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Without knowing all parties, hard to say who is the right. Your family may be intolerant, or husband may be genuinely difficult.

#1 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:46pm by drimpossible

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Have fun with the dog.

#2 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:46pm by Some_guy

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