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Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33846) - you deserved it (3721)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.

#6 - On 10/04/2011 at 4:33pm by Philliesfan9391

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Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.

#5 - On 10/04/2011 at 4:33pm by holeyman

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