Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
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Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.
#6 - On 10/04/2011 at 4:33pm by Philliesfan9391
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Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.
#5 - On 10/04/2011 at 4:33pm by holeyman
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