By SimpleSwimmer - 04/10/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
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1215116a 14

I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help

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diceplaya 12

How dare thou misuse the sacred first spot?... no seriously dude, really?

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Rico_Mal1116 0

You should have put under your recent jobs: "being a woman."

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Rico_Mal1116 0

You should have put under your recent jobs: "being a woman."

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trevishere 7

I may be a dude, but I hate sexist ***** like you. You're sitting next to a car that's not yours acting like an idiot. Besides.. it says no where OP is a woman. Idiot. Rant over.

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Awsumuzzie 12

I've always wondered where experience is supposed to come from if they all require it. Family business doesn't count.

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1215116a 14

I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.

114 12
epicphails 0

It takes skill to load a dishwasher

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judices 0

Maybe op wasn't a girl?

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Jennyboo5797 4

Only certain human beings are born with the amazing skill of dishwashing.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Are you a woman? (kidding... Mostly)

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freddyisepic 2

This fml happened to me too during the summer lol

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XxD3MONxX 3

you must not be a woman

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Hey hey hey!! They can be very slippery, wet, and hard. We're still talking about dishes, right?

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RedSharpieInk 5

Don't they have dishwashers, like the machines ?

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EelJumpsRope 0

106- Yes. They have machines that load and unload themselves. You have to hire someone to at least do that much, genius.

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CHizzy963369 3

Its a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it. And that somebody is not you.

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oSwag 0

You have to be made a dishwasher. You're not a tramsformer, you can't just be one silly.

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changesinme 0

Much experience is needed to master the eat of washing a dish

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dre_bro11 12

OP, become a sammich (tm) maker instead.

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6joe9 0

I am learning dishwashing in harvard.

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Catcherchick94 0

That sounds like a personal problem, ask for a try out next time?

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jabfinch 9

You're fat, now that sounds like a personal problem. Put the fork down. How can you sit and rag on a guy for trying to get a job? Low life dumpster ****. I luvu

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Catcherchick94 0

Sheesh people it's a joke.

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FUUUandyourmom 16

You can never have enough experience to be a dishwasher!

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thantomaniac 0

well, you know what to do... GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

I believe the saying is They took our jobs. Dhey tuk our jorbs. Dey TUK er jerbs. DEY TUK ER JERBS!!!!! DEEY TUUK ERR JEERBSSSS!!!!!

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nublets 12

Its the rise of the machines..

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nollid7 5

No, China took our jobs, as well as Mexico and Indonesia. As well as those F**king Goobacks!!! Terk. Our jobs

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Buttsexpirate 9

Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help

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missyj0 12

I really doubt that's the real reason they didn't hire you.

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Symmetry88 0

go die in a hole.

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MrCoolPants 7

Unlike you i wash the dishes when my mom tells me to...

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TheRealEllieSan 9

My mom gets angry at me when I wash the dishes when she tells me to. I have to do it before she even thinks to tell me to do them.

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ikickgingers 15

Dix, I just told my brother he makes me look like a card carrying member of Mensa - do you have my house wired, again? Please put down the tissues, binoculars, and vaseline....

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ikickgingers 15

That was for 45!!! W h a t t h e b l o o d y f u c k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ikickgingers 15

Two 45's... I don't understand you fml app... ;/

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