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Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44114) - you deserved it (2971)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

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Maybe he was hungry?

#1 - On 08/04/2011 at 6:04am by LukeyDukey

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All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....

#7 - On 08/04/2011 at 6:07am by Susieee_Q

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