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By anonymous - / Sunday 1 May 2016 17:59 / United States
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By  Tripartita  |  42

How heavily have you considered the possibility that you went to sleep on earth' one night and woke up on earth" the following morning. I checked your location, and maybe an anonymous proxy is the only way to get FMLs from the bizarro dimension back to here. In any case, I wish you a safe return home, OP.

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By  ColonelCusswords  |  24

God damn it feels good to be an American

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  Mathalamus  |  22

i can easily tell you why. people can have every kind of political, social, or economic belief, no matter how obsolete, morally wrong, or illegal, or dangerous. ever since i thought of humans that way, i ceased to be surprised at all. i'm still surprised if the number of people with a certain belief is larger than expected.

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I might know why. If the kid wants to be outside all the time, they often have to be watched, or at least keep your eye on them once in while, that can be a lot of "work." If the kid is always inside and on the couch, the TV is basically the babysitter and they don't need to be watched as much. Probably has something to do with the parent's own laziness.

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It's typically because a kid zoned out in front of the tv is easier to keep an eye on. I used to babysit my younger brothers and their friends and I personally preferred to keep them outside and doing things to wear them out like tag, riding bikes, etc. so that, when we went inside and I wanted to relax, THEY wanted to relax too because they played so hard outside. They got their exercise, we all got our fresh air, sometimes I got even more exercise when they insisted I needed to participate too, and now I get my chill time. Win win. It also makes for fewer arguments because they're all too tired to bicker.

By  Tripartita  |  42

How heavily have you considered the possibility that you went to sleep on earth' one night and woke up on earth" the following morning. I checked your location, and maybe an anonymous proxy is the only way to get FMLs from the bizarro dimension back to here. In any case, I wish you a safe return home, OP.

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