No gods no masters

By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 09:00 - United States - North Royalton

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Today, during a intense orgasm I screamed, "You're my God!" at my husband. Afterwards, he told me I was blasphemous and reminded me that God smites those with false prophets. Needless to say, I think I'll just keep my mouth shut in the future. FML
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Lost Reggie 14

I think even God would slap him for saying stupid shit like that.

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Lost Reggie 14

I think even God would slap him for saying stupid shit like that.

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Skinyrd 17

So the husband is telling his wife off for being too good in bed? huh?

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Wadlaen 23

Couldn't it be that you actually screamed at God and your husband is being blasphemous for believing you were addressing him?

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L0life29 6

your husbands a tool

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Andrea Remer 8

I would make sure to never make a sound ever again with him but be loud with my toys 😂

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0rca 4

Tell him you are already smitten – with him.

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MistressAfrodite 5

get a new husband 🤣🤣🤣

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