By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States
Ungrateful doggo
By Oww - 20/01/2023 19:00 - United States
By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States
A bit too many Fall vibes
By ppppp - 26/10/2023 20:00
Sneaky Bitch
By RescuePups - 30/04/2018 09:00 - United States - Waterford
How romantic
By Anonymous - 15/06/2012 17:12 - United States - Salem
By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States
Mind your own beeswax
By Anonymous - 26/10/2022 18:00 - Australia
Big man
By susiedoggles - 05/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Milford
By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock
Good boy
By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada
By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio
By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 19:35 - United Kingdom
Or he's a drug mule?
By jlujan00 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque
By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai
By Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock
Cat Burglar!
By Aimee Lutz - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Who goes there?
By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal
By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States
By anew27 - 07/06/2013 05:48 - United States
anew27 tells us more.
By cacheson - 15/04/2017 19:45
cacheson tells us more.
Ok, followup: cat is fine. She had to stay at the hospital overnight with IV fluids to flush out her system. Also, anyone who understands how picky cats are about what they eat would be surprised that a cat would even consider chocolate food... including the emergency vet, who had never seen a case of a cat eating chocolate in her entire 15 years, simply because cats are not supposed to be dumb enough to try eating it. She had also left said bowl of chocolates (which was up on a high shelf) alone for about three months already, so I had no reason to think she would go after it. Needless to say, I now keep all food items out of reach and sight, regardless of what they are. Since the incident, some of her favorite foods I have discovered (that I mostly try desperately to keep her from eating): tomatoes, peanuts, ice cream, raw sugar snap peas (and other veggies), hair, cardboard, string, rubber bands, and cat litter. The best part? After all that, she doesn't believe that kitty treat tuna flakes are food. Too much like paper...?
By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 11:40 - United States - Santa Cruz
By Grimmerie - 07/03/2016 09:05 - Canada - Vancouver
Grimmerie tells us more.
Hey everyone! Here's a bit more explanation. Brodie, my little guy, is 13 years old. He's always been anxious but as he gets older it's gotten worse. His body is in great condition but his mind is definitely starting to go. I take him out in the evenings for a long walk to let him get his exercise and also to let him check on his favourite spots in the neighbourhood. In addition to the xanax, he's on an anti-nauseant. I also restrict food about two hours before bedtime, and water half an hour before. He fixates on drinking and can make himself sick that way. Restricting prevents some issues. He lives with my mom, and I usually dont live here, but I'm between apartments and taking care of Brodie while mom is in Australia. Her being away is definitely amping his anxiety. My solution right now is to sleep in my bed until 6 am, when he gets anxious, and then we both go downstairs and I sleep another couple hours on the couch while he naps near the door. It's uncomfortable but that way he settles, and considering he's this old I don't mind indulging him. I'm taking him back to the vet today to talk about more treatment options or adjusting his dose. Sorry for the novel, and thanks everyone for the suggestions!
Roomba shuffle
By Anonymous - 17/05/2025 20:00 - United States
Good boy
By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom
My sweet Buddy
By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 21:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 17:43 - Meade
Jealousy
By Karine - 05/12/2023 00:00 - France - Bordeaux
By nomorepups - 31/10/2016 14:54
Disconnect
By Sad vegan girl - 15/08/2025 03:00 - United States - New York
Keywords
OP here, if it was Ted Nugent I was partaking of, I would kindly ask her to turn it up.