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By Anonymous - 17/08/2024 09:00 - Canada - Kamloops
By Anonymous - 17/08/2024 09:00 - Canada - Kamloops
By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom
By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01
By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster
By stoopidRUnner - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By xxmollyxx - 16/12/2010 11:54 - Sweden
By Hiimhaileypotter - 14/07/2014 22:48 - United States - Fredericksburg
By fartingdogprego - 23/07/2010 13:18 - United States
Thanks for those that understand! Hubby--great guy, went on this trip to get paternity leave later. Timing just sucks with bedrest (high blood pressure, just precaution, can't drive, walk the dog, clean, cook, work, etc) and a dummy move to give the dog food he's not used to. Texas is too hot to leave him outside. My mom helps in the am before work, and his mom is helping in the pm after work. Cooler with food they are making me and the laptop are making it bearable, and friends/hubby call all the time on the cell. Can get up to use the restroom as needed. Just sucks to be in bed or on the couch with a farting dog and not able to walk him and get some fresh air.
By crazycatlady - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Mojosahomo - 11/01/2018 01:30 - United States - Salt Lake City
By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00
By Anonymous - 16/10/2018 17:58
I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.
By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence
By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States
By Damn cats - 13/10/2022 04:00
By disappointed - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 14/06/2025 20:00 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 15/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom
By dirtbikeguy - 23/07/2015 13:05 - United States - Chicago
By Just Set Me On Fire - 13/09/2017 23:15
By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia
By ChaoticGamer - 23/12/2015 15:15 - United States - San Francisco
By BigBallah93 - 05/07/2009 15:23 - China
By idrow - 25/10/2018 22:08
By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 22:00
By thewrittenrebel - 28/10/2014 07:40 - South Africa - Bellville
By kittyboo_is_me - 19/11/2013 06:59 - Slovenia - Maribor
No need to get rid of the cat, she's good to both my baby and my older son and I have absolutely no fears regarding her and the kids. I still have no clue how she does what she does, I assume she either meows in their room long enough to wake up the baby or she paws him through the rails of the crib until he wakes up. She has food available at all times, so that's not an issue (and she's really thin btw). Pretty sure she just wants to go outside to do whatever it is cats do at night (roam, hunt, interact). I might have to try the dark room suggestion though, thanks for reminding me - it was the only thing that got her to stop peeing all over the house. That or throwing her out of the house at night altogether, nevermind the cold. Sleep is precious, especially with a baby in the house.
By Anonymous - 22/04/2025 12:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 15:01 - United States - Springfield
By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 20:02 - Canada - Courtenay
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#12- They stay in the kitchen when I'm gone (I was at work), and the FML is really that I forgot thunderstorms were in the forecast. I was supposed to have turned on the stove fan to help mask the sound, but I forgot. :( Lol. It's not really a huge deal. Just a minor inconvenience!