The chase
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By cpguru24 - 20/03/2025 22:00 - United States - Bellows Falls
By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States
By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 17:01
By racello13 - 30/03/2017 11:27
By mlustpdx - 04/09/2014 17:47 - United States - Clackamas
true. and the reason why is my son decided to block the opening to the litter box and the cereal looked like his litter. can't get made about that
By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00
By orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond
By ppppp - 26/10/2023 20:00
By effingpot - 28/02/2009 07:55 - United States
Yeah I was pretty upset that they left after asking me to drive in the first place. Why? I have no idea why. I was pretty upset but they didn't think it was a big deal. I was going to drive out to where they were to confront them about it until I realized I had no keys or car. I had to wait till they got back to yell at them.
By therealducktape - 20/08/2010 22:03 - France
By random - 13/05/2013 15:06 - United States
By FudgeThePolice - 04/11/2018 04:48 - United Kingdom - Bradford
Yo, I’m the OP, I hope the mods of the site will be able to connect me to this story! Since people think I’m being ignorant etc, I decided to make this account to clear things up. First of all, I am fully aware that medically service dogs are allowed basically anywhere - I’ve got friends and family who have a variety of difficult needs and their dogs are a great help. The issue of this whole situation is this woman had ZERO indication that her dog was a service animal - as in there was no vest, lead, harness, bandana etc and she herself had no indication either, so I literally had no way to know. There’s a very limited amount of characters on these submissions and obviously I couldn’t put everything on there. I wasn’t rude either, word for word I said “I’m so sorry ma’am, I have to ask you to move to another table as this area doesn’t allow animals for the comfort of all our guests, may I get you a drink for your trouble?.” There’s three other giant areas of the restaurant she could have gone to with plenty of space. She just went absolutely crazy. My boss did offer me my job back with a pay rise, but I’d found a nicer place by then. He did apologise a lot and we’re still friends outside of work :)
By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland
By Anonymous - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Newark
By Bad Pet Sitter - 27/09/2023 08:00 - United States
By NotIcing - 22/07/2026 09:00 - United States - Phoenix
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States
By anonymous - 18/03/2013 09:17 - United States - Torrance
By miss_peppermint - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 22:04 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/01/2024 06:00 - Germany
By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 02:00
By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States
By gl0b3suck0r - 08/05/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Dublin
By 16Charlie5 - 19/05/2018 15:00
By What an asshole - 14/01/2025 03:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 12:00 - Australia
By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 21:18 - United States
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Hey, this is mine! The whole time I've been sick, said cat has been sleeping on my chest/face. Can't cough if you can't breathe, right?