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oh_lordy_me tells us more.
Tasty treat
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Remodeling
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Bad boy
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All in a day's work!
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Yikes
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Unattack dog
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So similar
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Hot hot hot
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Let cats be cats
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Sorry Mr Whiskers
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Grooming tips
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Animal sanctuary
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Bad boy
By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa
By Oh Deer - 15/02/2017 02:26 - United States - Phoenix
IDidntKillADeer tells us more.
OP here, first of all I didn't expect this to get published. I was just blowing off steam on my favorite site. So, for the rude people, no i am not mad the deer didn't die. If anything I'm happy. This happened 3 years ago in Michigan. It was summer and deer weren't known to be around this BUSY road. My insurance did cover the damages. Me and the deer walked away shaken but alright. I had called a officer to the scene to make a report for the insurance and he had found the deer nearby with some scrapes. The only sad thing is that Bambi's mother was watching from a nearby hill and I'm pretty sure all animals are out to get me now as this wasnt my last incident with an animal hitting my car. Thank you to the funny and thoughtful people who commented. Again, I never expected this to get published nor seen. So don't be a Dick. I'm sensitive. ???
Stuck in the middle
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By JukeboxValkyrie - 16/02/2012 07:52 - United States
JukeboxValkyrie tells us more.
To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.
By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 18:33 - Romania - Campina
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Oh, hello!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Where's my dog?
By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 08:00 - United States
Get her back, you fool!
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Doggy dog world
By FidoForever - 20/06/2017 22:00
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OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)