By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33
By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States
Doggy Wants A Bone
By Oh man... - 01/08/2017 00:30 - Australia - Perth
Bold move
By GotMyBitchBack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Zanesville
Keep them to yourself, buddy
By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada
By Hurrikhan - 23/03/2013 11:43 - New Zealand - Christchurch
By AkaiKitsune - 26/06/2017 11:11
AkaiKitsune tells us more.
By avertle - 18/10/2018 20:30
avertle tells us more.
OP here. I probably should’ve clarified this- she is not afraid of birds. The barn always has pigeons in it. She wasn’t afraid of the pigeon. The pigeon had gotten into a separate part of the barn that it isn’t supposed to be in. She was trying to get it out and decided the best way to do that was scream like a banshee until it left, which only made problems worse.
I think you should leave
By Anonymous - 31/07/2026 00:00 - United Kingdom
Anger issues
By Flash - 25/07/2021 14:01 - India - Bangalore
By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia
Those pesky little *****
By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 12:00 - United States
By Anonytard - 02/03/2014 22:38 - Canada - Toronto
By SweetheartSusie - 04/12/2012 09:19 - United Kingdom
SweetheartSusie tells us more.
Hey, OP here. For all of those who suggest drowning/bludgeoning/killing my cat, shame on you. I really hope you don't have a pet. For those of you who kindly suggested crating my dog, It's a good suggestion that I will keep in mind. My home is a two bedroom affair, I don't have a spare room to shut them in. My cat is a very nervous kitty, she was a kitten that came from a home with lots of young boys poking and prodding her and prefers the serenity and calmness I give to her. She becomes immensely stressed when I'm nowhere to be found. As for the dog, he is actually my boyfriend's dog and his is a case of boredom. Without the cat to play with during the night, he becomes mischievous and searches for trouble. No matter how well you plan, you'll never get everything and inevitably, there will be something he's shredded. Be it bin contents, washing or, once, the cat litter. Despite the numerous toys he has available. Our bed is a small double, and fitting a dog and a cat into the space barely meant to contain two adults is difficult. Adding a 2-year-old on top of that is a nightmare. For the moment, we're resigned to continue things the way they are. Your friendly OP - SweetheartSusie.
By bull-stuff - 18/01/2013 03:48 - United States - Columbia
Losing it
By emegemerald - 04/07/2011 04:13 - United States
By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23
By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia
Tiler, the creator
By musicalxtheories - 09/05/2020 08:00
By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton
Cats gonna be cats
By Philomena - 01/10/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland
Noooooooo!
By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 01:08 - United States
By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom
Merry Xmas
By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston
Freaked out
By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 02:43 - United States - Boston
Cynophobia
By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 04:01
No more clicks for you
By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 14:00
By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30
Snitches get bitches
By d for vendetta - 21/04/2021 23:00
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They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious