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By Anonymous - 14/06/2025 20:00 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 14/06/2025 20:00 - Canada - Toronto
By murrrrf - 21/07/2014 05:30 - United States - Saint Louis
By tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States
By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates
By oh_lordy_me - 24/09/2015 17:53 - United States - Chicago
OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)
By When all else fails, talk to the kitty - 21/05/2024 22:00 - United States
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By WCARlover - 20/06/2015 03:43 - United States - Augusta
OP here...this actually happened a while ago but thank you for the concern for people who expressed it! I was walking behind her because she wanted me to finish mowing the lawn but told me to just wait until she got this little strip behind a fence done so I was following her to take over the mowing on the other side. They were Yellow Jackets, I got stung multiple times, and it was extremely unpleasant, but hey, it got me out of mowing! ;)
By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville
By amazinghermit - 25/11/2014 04:21 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 16:02 - Canada - Mississauga
By thenotsomanlyman - 07/03/2011 16:17 - United States
By SilentSin - 25/08/2015 02:02 - United States - Canton
OP here. I just wanna clear things up. I work third shift and go to college full time, so yes, I do take naps every now and then before work (usually right after classes), and the two dogs I own are a Pomeranian and a chihuahua terroir, both of which are two very small breeds of dogs. So for those saying that dogs are meant for protection, yeah, not these. Pomeranians are very defensive of their territory, so no matter who or what my Pom sees or hears outside, she'll bark like crazy. The chihuahua usually does the same thing; they bark even when they hear me open the garage door. No, I never heard the intruder break in and yes, I have trained the dogs both to silence the barking but only on command. So since they were in a different room than me, I went and commanded them to silence, and yes I didn't think there was a burglar in the house because like I said earlier, these dogs bark at EVERYTHING. Being distracted by the dogs, I did get KO'd but it wasn't for too long. I woke up only minutes after, called police and managed to catch the thief, so it's all good now. I hope this clears things up and that y'all have a fantastic day!
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By anonymous - 17/07/2013 04:48 - United States - Katy
By orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond
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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay
By SchoolFMLs - 27/02/2014 18:30 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
By Anonymous - 08/06/2017 02:00 - United States - Coplay
By Wonderful_0 - 23/06/2015 17:58 - United Kingdom - Luton
Hi no my dog is very controlled and well behaved, and only barks to ward off danger. However, because he's just a big softie, (he's a border collie/black Labrador cross breed) all the neighbours love him, but apparently this kid loves him a little too much...
By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00
By Kevin - 17/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Berlin
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By DolphinGirl369 - 07/06/2013 04:33 - United States - Fairfield
Hi, OP here. I posted this before I had an account, and just found this again looking at random fmls. I live out in the country on a gravel road so there isn't much traffic, and my cat, (Indy for Indiana Jones), is very good with cars. Also, the cat shelter where he was raised allowed the cats outside through a cat door. At first he was an indoor cat, but he started marking different areas of the house. It stopped for a while after we started letting him outside. But then if we were asleep or about to go to bed, and refused to let him out, he started marking again. That's when we got him the cat door. There have been no problems since then. We can't just get rid of him. My autistic brother loves him very much, and is great with him. And Indy is VERY affectionate, at times acting more like a dog than a cat. (That's not an insult, Indy loves dogs.) A lot of times they sleep together with Indy at his feet, or sharing his pillow. Indy will also watch tv with my brother. They really are great for each other. As for bringing animals inside, he will kill them, and sometimes eat them, but a lot of times we notice he has something before he's hurt them. In which case we get the animal away from him, and hopefully outside. The mice sometimes run away before we have a chance to do anything. Also, once he dropped a completely unharmed sparrow in his food dish. Of course it flew all over the house before we finally got it out. I guess he thought it would stay in his food dish? Yeah, he's not always the smartest, but we love him. Oh, and the count for chipmunks, both completely unharmed, is now up to two. All told, he is one of the best pets I've ever had. I just wish he would get the mice out, not bring more in. PS the reason there are mice in the house, along with living in the country, is because the foundation for our house wasn't built properly. There was a twelve foot long area that only had styrofoam between the outside and the inside of the walls. Yeah, the guy who built our house is a moron. Sorry for the long post. Thanks for the fun comments.
By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw
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OP Captain is pushing 25 lbs. he's a big cat. And is very violent when he's scared. Also he likes to hide in odd places. So the recling couch is his favorite fort. The rest of you, I'm Not explaining shit. I