By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas
CLAWS
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Gullible
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Good boy
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Proud mama bird
By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States
Traditional
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No brainer
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Invasion
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By cheekychimp23 - 24/07/2013 12:03 - United Kingdom
cheekychimp23 tells us more.
Just so people know I'm not a terrible dog owner - we have been to the vet numerous times and they told me it happens because her tail was docked too short when she was a puppy! I feed her oil but sadly it does not help. Sigh. Keep squeezing I guess. FML.
By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria
Curled out
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Resting bitch face
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By littlekellilee - 07/10/2013 16:20 - Canada - Fredericton
littlekellilee tells us more.
Thanks for the kind words towards my cat, she's feeling much better! The comments were all hilarious! I think he was just still feeling sensitive about the fight because he apologized shortly after and admitted to acting crazy. I think I'll probably keep him around, he's a pretty good guy usually and definitely hasn't done this before. I'll keep an eye out though. Thanks everyone!
I can't see for miles and miles and miles
By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 05:00
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Good girl
By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada
NO MORE!
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Enhanced senses
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IamHM tells us more.
Bingo! He's a black lab. And apparently likes shiny things.
Naughty boy
By Stoopiddogbot - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swansea
Catchy
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Fly my beauties
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay
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My dog IS trained. Generally, he just needs to be told "heel" or "quiet" and he obeys. However, ever since the baby has come home ( 3 weeks) hes gone into super protective mode. A car door slams and hes "killer guard dog". Its getting ridiculous and I do get exasperated when it happens multiple times within a half hour. He DOES listen when I yell, because its not something I have ever done with him. Afterwards, however, we go through the "heel" command and give treats. He just hasnt settled down yet! Maybe Ill just start yelling "Heel Killer!!" ( totally kidding, calm down, no more yelling for me)