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Sorry, dude
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Freedom!
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Inappropriate
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Not a vegan, then?
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Who are you?
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Bon appétit, I guess
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Drama Llama
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By AylaMarie92 - 21/07/2014 21:04 - Canada - Hopkins Landing
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OP here. I definitely threw away the toothbrush after this, and brushed my teeth with a brand new, mouse-free toothbrush for about 2 hours straight, and listerine listerine listerine o.o I keep my old toothbrushes around for such occasions when there's a hard to reach, disgusting mess to deal with such as this one XD Thanks for all your comments, I've had my tetanus shot lmao, still going to get checked out by a doctor ASAP
By Anon. - 02/01/2013 21:53
Bad boy
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Bad doggies
By Fuck dogs, I need a treadmill - 23/02/2024 13:00 - United States
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By thatguy8878 - 26/06/2015 20:41 - United States - Smethport
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My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.
Modern art?
By Meow - 15/09/2009 13:21 - Singapore
Cats > People
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Craftsbury
Wake up bark
By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 05:00 - Germany - Ebersbach
Keywords
OP here. The restaurant allows dogs, saying its illegal when it's obviously not makes no sense. He is 5 months, more than a week after the vaccination. No way was he going anywhere the day of. He goes on walks in public (touristy) areas and has met many people and dogs. He had never thrown up before so that's why it was so surprising. He has been fine since so we just have to chalk it up to excitement. He was very well behaved but very upset that none of the food going by was for him. And no we absolutely can not leave him alone while we go out. He is like a toddler, I go pee and he has gotten into something, if there is nothing to get into he chews on furniture, if there's no furniture he chews himself and barks until he gets tired. We definitely want him social and coming out with us over all that.