By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States
By FMLintheanus - 27/05/2015 04:29 - United States - Crown Point
FMLintheanus tells us more.
The signs were there
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
What's up, doc?
By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 02:02 - United States - San Mateo
Self defence
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Road to nowhere
By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 16:01
By MeowApp - 01/02/2017 00:00 - Australia - Melbourne
You ain't from around here, are you?
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By CrazyTrainWreck - 05/07/2017 12:19
CrazyTrainWreck tells us more.
OP here: 1. To the gentleman (or gentlewoman, didn't bother to check) who said I stole her little boy, no that would be girl. So yeah there is that. 2. I don't hate my mother-in-law nor does she hate me. Hell her family treats me better than my own. Now let me get on with the back story: We we're out there (in Texas from Arizona) due to my Mother-in-law getting remarried. We got a call that one of my in-laws was broken down and needed help, so I got up to help. I asked my mother-in-law if she could put my laptop and charger away. She told me I didn't have to worry, the dogs wouldn't chew it up etc but she would put it up. It's not a big deal apart from the fact they live in a small town in Texas and it's a bit of a drive to get to a store with new cords. With wedding preparations and all that, wasn't an option right away to get a new one. Hope that clears up some confusion though I'm sure I just created more. (Also this is my first posted FML, yay)
Road rage
By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States
Many such cases
By Anonymous - 29/03/2025 15:00 - Canada - Eastern Passage
By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix
Mean boy
By Anonymous - 22/05/2025 20:00 - United States - Steele
New or used?
By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01
Wasps, what the **** do they want?
By Owie - 23/03/2024 06:00 - United States
By Itstinksinhere - 19/04/2018 15:00
If I fits, I sits
By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 14:00 - Canada - Windsor
Thanks, I hate it
By anonymous - 25/08/2016 02:33 - United States - Tallahassee
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By DuhSteven - 06/06/2012 17:04 - Canada - Surrey
Shut up
By SoundConfuser - 13/10/2010 11:58 - Australia
By sw2f2fchik612 - 04/08/2016 02:01 - United States - Snellville
sw2f2fchik612 tells us more.
This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.
By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas
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By parkertownparadise - 16/02/2012 07:43 - United States
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My dog is actually a female and I got her a muzzle this morning so that when she misbehaves she can be disciplined. haha but that would be an amazing idea if my dog were a male!