By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto
Cat Burglar!
By Aimee Lutz - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Goddamn cat!
By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Monsey
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By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 09:11 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa
By philosophicallll - 28/09/2015 20:25 - South Africa - Cape Town
philosophicallll tells us more.
Mix up
By luckygirl - 06/06/2019 12:09
By avertle - 18/10/2018 20:30
avertle tells us more.
OP here. I probably should’ve clarified this- she is not afraid of birds. The barn always has pigeons in it. She wasn’t afraid of the pigeon. The pigeon had gotten into a separate part of the barn that it isn’t supposed to be in. She was trying to get it out and decided the best way to do that was scream like a banshee until it left, which only made problems worse.
By Anonymous - 03/10/2018 01:19
CrazyCatPlushie tells us more.
Hey, im the OP! i finally got an fml posted. this might be a bit long. my boyfriend and i have been together for 3 years. he moved down here to work in the oil industry and i had followed suit about 8 months later. i suffer from depression and anxiety, moving away from my support system back home was hard but i also left behind a toxic home environment so that was a plus. the thing that bothered me the most was that when i excused myself to calm down so i could come back and talk it out; i found that he took it upon itself to discuss a plan to send me back and our relationship issues with his friend which hurt. we dont fight all that often and we have discussed counseling in the past. i guess it was just a shock that he went to the most extreme option first. my cats are doing well to those who asked
Nature is healing
By kat, ACT - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada
Fur babies
By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 18:00
Classic cat prank
By Icky Foot - 24/09/2023 06:00
By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States
Zero stars on Yelp
By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 16:00 - United States
Science has gone too far
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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane
Built to last
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By How? - 29/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Glasford
Good boy
By Anonymous - 10/06/2026 09:00 - Ireland - Cork
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By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States
By AnnaMuffin - 26/04/2016 22:08 - Netherlands - Leiden
AnnaMuffin tells us more.
Hiya, I'm the OP. So this is a while ago already, but my mother knows how much I want a dog and then naively showed it to me. It's not like she was intentionally trying to be mean, she just wasn't really thinking. The reason I can't get a dog is because I'm 18, and only have 1 year of high school to go. I plan on moving to another country for my university, which would mean I'd have to take the dog through customs and everything, and then have him or her spend most of the time in a stuffy student room. It's far from ideal. Also they don't want to walk the dog, and we have three cats. I understand why we can't get a dog, but it still made me sad. As for my mom, she too loves dogs. She had two before she had me and my brothers, even. We get along well and I can confide in her a lot (mostly because I'm a loner(which is one of the reasons why I want the dog)). She's really not that bad, just forgetful sometimes. Hope this cleared it up!
By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States
Sky the killer
By omnomnom - 05/02/2011 00:29 - Canada
But they're so cuuuuute
By britanyann - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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I know he was kidding. My dad has an amazing sense of humor and I love him very much, but unfortunately for him, the person he was introducing me to doesn't have a sense of humor at all. She now glares at my dad and yells at him whenever he makes any jokes about me. So karma did happen, no revenge needed.