By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States
By deaddoggy - 02/03/2016 20:46 - New Zealand - Palmerston North
By usafprog - 27/07/2009 20:08 - United States
Doggy dog world
By No way, dog - 01/10/2025 00:00
By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 12:00
Needy furbaby
By Trained and Conditioned - 24/10/2022 07:00 - United States
Keep them to yourself, buddy
By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada
Curious cat
By brittaneejanex - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11
By falconjade - 06/12/2013 17:28 - Canada - Bowmanville
falconjade tells us more.
By IamHM - 19/09/2015 22:43 - United States - Albuquerque
IamHM tells us more.
Bingo! He's a black lab. And apparently likes shiny things.
By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada
vaalcrawford tells us more.
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.
By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman
By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands
By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States
Kinda sus
By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 14:28 - Canada - Montréal
By foops - 02/02/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom
New friend
By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom
(That's 77° in Freedom Units)
By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 20:30
Chill out, dude
By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 15:31 - Canada - Red Deer
WTF was that?
By no salt, no burning, just STFU - 08/03/2015 14:41 - United States
By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States
Naughty boy
By At least they think he's cute - 25/05/2024 13:00 - United States
Bad boy
By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Good boy
By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake
No pain, no gain
By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake
Baby Bird
By bird problems - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City
To show you my love
By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 23:00 - United States - Monterey
SATAN!
By Anonymous - 08/12/2021 02:01
Stuck in the middle
By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks
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OP here! The dog got out when the old man who rents out a room in my friends house - though he'd been repeatedly warned not to - let the dog out. The dogs not very well-trained and does not come when you call him, which is why we keep him inside except for when he goes on walks, on a leash. We had all been getting ready for our schools semi formal so we ran out into the cold in bare feet and dresses while we tried to make sure the dog didn't run away. He was running back towards our friends house when the car hit him. My friend lives beside a public school so the dog was hit in a school crossing zone, so there was no reason for the driver to be going fast enough to not be able to hit the brakes in time, but evidently he was. Fortunately the dog is a massive German Shepard. When he got hit, there was a terrifying bang followed by horrid whimpering. We all thought he was going to die. I'm trained in first aid and checked for injuries on the dogs body, and he seemed fine, except for a scrape on his eyebrow, so I took him back to the house. The bumper of the car was knocked clean off and it seems the dog has a concussion but he will live, but the driver keeps showing up to my friends house, who can't afford a vet bill, let alone the repairs cost.