By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39
Good boy
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mantua
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bekkylove22 tells us more.
It hurts when I pee
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Truthbomb
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Loyalty
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This means war
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Leave me alone!
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By kittywings - 29/04/2016 01:14 - United States - Bridgewater
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Hey all, OP here To everyone wondering: yes, it was disgusting. After freaking out for a little, I just tried my best not to puke and washed the cockroach guts off my back. I smashed the half-dead cockroach with a shampoo bottle just to put the poor thing out of its misery and threw out the loofah. Speaking of the loofah, it was one of those really hard thick sponges, which is probably why the cockroach's shell got crushed by it (I also thought cockroaches' shells were too tough to be crushed like that, but maybe the steam from the shower softened it?) Anyway, though it was really really gross, the one good thing that came out of this is that my FML actually got posted, which is pretty cool. Thanks guys :)
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What a cozy moment
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Work together!
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By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney
Here, take these
By Gvinson36 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
I'm outta here
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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States
Smooth criminal
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Expensive walk
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By EpicJman2828 - 27/06/2013 04:27 - United States
EpicJman2828 tells us more.
OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses
Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
By kitty - 11/11/2012 10:10 - Australia
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Just to clarify, no I did not allow this person to take any mice. Live feeding is illegal in the UK (where our rescue is based) and the majority of the mice we have are ones that came from illegal 'feeder breeders' that were shut down by the RSPCA after being proven to be selling mice for use as live feed. Some of these mice have been hand reared by me from the day they were born if their mother had abandoned them or died herself, so there's no way in hell I would let them go somewhere they would be used as food. Hope this helped anyone who was asking questions!