By nakedweddingday - 04/07/2013 02:40 - United States - Long Beach
By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States
Date night
By JulleandCici - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France
By Gilly - 19/05/2017 18:00
Bad boy
By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa
Chillin'
By lacy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Louisville
By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 20:17 - United States - Canton
By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 05:36 - United States - Mendham
By aXel - 13/10/2008 08:29
Welcome back!
By Flooded - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Giving up
By Kate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Cat vs. Dog - 28/04/2014 21:03 - United States - Laramie
By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo
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By Xtrafresh - 30/08/2016 16:42 - Netherlands
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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 02:04 - United States - Plano
Feral
By Rosie - 16/10/2018 12:00
This is Kerpal
By mickymoose1 - 17/05/2021 01:59
Keep the peace
By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 10:02 - Australia - Melbourne
Cats rule the world
By Food Dispenser - 17/11/2022 06:00
Pay attention
By Anonymous - 04/08/2025 09:00 - France
By Shanarie - 05/10/2015 15:40 - United States
Shanarie tells us more.
OP here. I made an account just to respond to you guys! I live in the country, so I figured making a small clothes line for just my dress wouldn't be a problem.I guess it was just bad timing.The dog was an abandoned pet that was malnourished. Im a shelter volunteer, so we took him to a good home. :)
Every cat owner hears you
By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 12:00
By JamiesMom - 13/05/2013 04:29 - United States - Trenton
JamiesMom tells us more.
Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.
By nattnatt73 - 10/09/2016 07:07 - United States - Marion
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By Hiimhaileypotter - 14/07/2014 22:48 - United States - Fredericksburg
Hiimhaileypotter tells us more.
#12- They stay in the kitchen when I'm gone (I was at work), and the FML is really that I forgot thunderstorms were in the forecast. I was supposed to have turned on the stove fan to help mask the sound, but I forgot. :( Lol. It's not really a huge deal. Just a minor inconvenience!
Night terrors
By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 17:01 - Netherlands
By poohead - 09/12/2009 05:07 - Australia
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Oh hi, OP here with much desired answers its seems. I adopted the cat from the local vet/asylum. They gave it to me as male and neutered. Even in the store I spotted it was most probably a she, but I didn't want to make a fuss and didn't care. I named her Violet, and she has a little brother named Dash. Kudos to whomever gets the reference. The big surprise for me was that not only did the vet **** up the gender, they also got the neutered part wrong.