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Chatty cat
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Gullible
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Entitled
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RIP Mr Whiskers
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Catflap time
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Benny Hill theme music starts
By Anonymous - 26/08/2023 14:00 - United States
Murderer!
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Yummy
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Get me out
By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:58 - United Kingdom - Duns
He's just an asshole, then.
By Brokedogowner - 17/03/2017 16:46
Morigyn tells us more.
This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.
By nrelavender - 26/05/2011 02:48 - United States
I'M ALSO HERE
By Steiner - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Troy
Friend's best friend
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By Justified12 - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - North Reading
Justified12 tells us more.
Hello OP here, So, basically this is what happened: As my dad is a pastor, we attend church as a family. I special ordered the cake and decided to pick it up, Sunday morning before going to church. The plan was to drop the cake off at my sisters house along with our two german shepherds since dogs aren't allowed in my church and I didn't want to leave them in my truck for health and safety reasons. So I picked up the cake, put both of the dogs in the back and placed the cake on the passenger seat. Halfway to my sister's house, it starts to get hot in the truck, so I rolled down the passenger window and of course what does every dog in the planet want to do if there's an open window? Stick his head out of the window. Afraid that he would jump out, I commanded him to "stop and sit and needless to say, as thankful I am that the cake was in a box, there was an obvious inevitable depression in it. Mom was too busy to notice since I bought her a kayak and a beautiful card. But lesson well learned. Thank you for the birthday wishes, and take care!
That autumn smell
By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 02:00
Good boy
By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States
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Early warning
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Bad kitty
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The more you know
By Are you kidding me? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City
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yer, I'd like to confirm that its 'soccer' ball sized my Mum knew i was allergic, but didnt realise it was that bad to #28 the Kattery is outside, theres a flood, and cats cant swim... to #17 the cats were kept on the ground floor of the house only, the cats seemed to swarm to my nice comfy bedroom, out of preference compared to the bathroom, the empty living room (re-decorating) and the locked laundry room hope this clears up any confusion/fakery claims