By Lala - 10/09/2009 13:40 - Philippines
Cujo
By Cat person - 15/12/2022 08:00 - United States
Pantie thief
By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia
By LPS8585 - 01/09/2015 02:59 - United States - San Francisco
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Panic in the sheets
By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30
My sweet Buddy
By Anonymous - 03/08/2024 21:00 - United States
Alas, poor Mickey
By socksoffire - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 01:08 - United Kingdom - London
Cats are like drugs
By Anonymous - 22/05/2021 23:01 - Turkey - Adana
By CrazyTrainWreck - 05/07/2017 12:19
CrazyTrainWreck tells us more.
OP here: 1. To the gentleman (or gentlewoman, didn't bother to check) who said I stole her little boy, no that would be girl. So yeah there is that. 2. I don't hate my mother-in-law nor does she hate me. Hell her family treats me better than my own. Now let me get on with the back story: We we're out there (in Texas from Arizona) due to my Mother-in-law getting remarried. We got a call that one of my in-laws was broken down and needed help, so I got up to help. I asked my mother-in-law if she could put my laptop and charger away. She told me I didn't have to worry, the dogs wouldn't chew it up etc but she would put it up. It's not a big deal apart from the fact they live in a small town in Texas and it's a bit of a drive to get to a store with new cords. With wedding preparations and all that, wasn't an option right away to get a new one. Hope that clears up some confusion though I'm sure I just created more. (Also this is my first posted FML, yay)
Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie
By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom
By Malina - 04/01/2015 01:42 - Australia - Sydney
Oddly specific cold open
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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 13:27 - United States - Mountain View
I can't see for miles and miles and miles
By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 05:00
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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States
By DommeAshlee - 21/03/2013 18:42 - South Africa - Kwandengezi
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This is OP. Mama and babies are safely tucked away in the guest bedroom. The mom put up one hell of a fight and i have the scratches to prove it. All six kittens are doing fine. Spoke to my friend, she admitted to lying about spaying the cat. I told her she could pay the vet bills and buy me a new mattress.
By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States
Separation anxiety
By Anonymous - 21/07/2021 02:01 - Germany
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By Bobby - 10/08/2012 11:42 - United States - Las Vegas
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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States
Added protein
By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30
By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States
Keywords
OP here, firstly, there's a lot more to the story than I could fit in 300 characters. The dog that are the blanket is actually my well behaved one. She hardly ever eats anything. She didn't eat the whole blanket. Just chunks of it. She was in her kennel at the time because it's been raining and she's chosen to play in the mud. I'm renting a house with white carpet and I've also had to wash my sheets multiple times in one day due to the mud. So as soon as she comes inside, she goes in her kennel (if she's muddy. If she's not both dogs chill with me). She actually did stop chewing the blanket and started chewing her chew toy. She is a puppy. 7-8 months old, but she's not the hellraiser, the other one is. She was able to poop half of it out on her own, but she was running around with blanket coming out of her ass, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. It was also 11 at night and the area I'm in doesn't have a 24 hour vets office. At this point, I think she's about to start going into her first heat cycle and this can cause dogs to have abnormal behavior. This was a first time thing and it won't be happening again. The reason there's a blanket in the kennels, is because I like my dogs to be comfortable.