By Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30
Unwelcome
By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Bottom line
By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00
Invasion
By Aaaaahhhhhhhh - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Housemates from hell
By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 13:58
Menace to society
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Sacramento
By whatdidimarry - 24/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By Poorfish - 17/03/2009 04:34 - United States
Over the rainbow bridge
By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 09:00 - United States - White Plains
By NotSpiderman - 31/10/2012 17:09 - United States - Edinburg
Uh oh
By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney
By sw2f2fchik612 - 04/08/2016 02:01 - United States - Snellville
sw2f2fchik612 tells us more.
By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon
He's just an asshole, then.
By Brokedogowner - 17/03/2017 16:46
Morigyn tells us more.
This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.
By tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States
By BriarFace - 29/03/2016 01:56 - United States - Springfield
By Anonymous - 31/05/2017 04:00 - United States - Westerville
Thow it!
By Ethan - 09/03/2025 03:00 - United States
By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States
By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead
By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States
Spray it
By GoldenShower - 25/06/2009 10:17 - United States
I think you should leave
By Anonymous - 31/07/2026 00:00 - United Kingdom
By redmethod87 - 08/04/2009 16:08 - United States
Up and down
By NightmareCentral - 19/10/2022 16:00 - United States - Little Rock
By themanzz - 08/10/2010 12:08 - Canada
Foxy Lady
By foxownerapperantly - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Hoorn
By corasmom - 27/07/2011 18:09 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 19:51 - South Africa
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This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.