By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 19:39 - Germany - Munich
Fly my beauties
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LM308 fried
By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane
Stuart?
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Occam's razor
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By ihatecoldfeet - 29/03/2015 08:54 - United States - Lavina
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hey op here, wow the things city people don't understand! First off, each and every calf must be vaccinated or they could become Ill.Second I wasn't in front of the calf, the person holding the calf let go of it unexpectedly
Kittens are everything
By Squanto - 16/08/2021 16:01
Heftychonk
By just-a-fat-cat - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - West Bend
Animal union
By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego
Nope.
By Just Set Me On Fire - 13/09/2017 23:15
My pride and joy
By A good cat owner - 02/11/2022 16:00 - United States
Not welcome here
By Imgonnahaveabf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Kels20 - 07/05/2009 14:18 - United States
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Ok... I'm the lady who raised the ducks and I'm not an idiot. 1. at my lake all the female ducks except 2 have been killed or something and only males are left. So I raised some in hope of balancing the equation and hopefully see some chicks within a while. 2. I've done this before, and ducks are wild, so they have know how to survive without me, the other ones did great, but they turned out to be all male except one female, so that's why I tried again the next year. And the ducks that are born in the wild at my lake are hand fed by the people that live here and aren't scared, they run to you thinking that you have bread. 3. I found out later that the dogs that had killed the ducks had also killed some ones kittens, and a cat as well as another small dog. They are now in the animal shelter because they were dangerous. 4. My sisters were upset but next year I'll just get some more, I enjoy watching them grow, and they other four ducks are doing great, surviving like all the other ducks. :) so yeah, not an idiot, just wanted to clear that up. I thought the story would make some people laugh... so I shared it. Have a nice day... God bless.
By silentbutdeadly - 27/04/2009 22:04 - United States
By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 10:27 - New Zealand - Auckland
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OP here. first some bits i had to cut out for lack of room. i had just been dropped off at my truck as id stayed at a relatives house the night before so it was midday just before starting a return shift at truck rest stop and the "didnt bring my debit card" was entirely my fault as i hadnt checked in my rush to leave as id been running late id already got quite far when id realised id left it behind, also a sunday afternoon so no banks open to get a replacement card....turned out a happy ending though as i remembered i had hidden an emergency 20 in a compartment of said truck. Lesson learned i have a emergency kit with a credit card and cash just incase of attack of the birds has a sequel.
This is mine now
By tessamarque - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville
Customized
By gss - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Wasps, what the **** do they want?
By Owie - 23/03/2024 06:00 - United States
The irony stings
By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States
By thisisnotavirustrustme.exe - 18/04/2015 19:34 - United States - New City
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WOW I didn't expect to get published haha. But I do think it's ****** up, and my parents ended up agreeing. My cat was an indoor cat and has always hated going outside, especially because she was allergic to grass/something outside so I know she didn't just...run out the door or whatever. I'm not saying that they did it on purpose, because it's possible she was in the car for the vet or something and got out/they didn't notice? I don't know. I was completely heart broken and still am, I grew up with this cat and was having a rough time when I came home and looking forward to seeing her. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with the..remains, but I definitely dont want to keep my stuffed cat...I think I'm going to bury her when I get the chance. My parents haven't stopped apologising, but it still sucks to have this happen.