By agent_awesome - 21/09/2011 15:25 - United Kingdom
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Dr Dolittle
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How could you?
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Gullible
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You OK, mate?
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By CaffeinePlz_24_7 - 16/11/2016 14:20
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OP here (TooStressedToFunction) with an update on things. Had to make an account for this, so enjoy. Turns out my mum AND dad were arrested, and are now on bail for six months. I'm not at liberty to say why they were arrested but trust me the allergations are BAD. Personally I don't belive the allergations are true, but my parents do need to move. Where are they moving? Closer to a support network maybe, consisting of family and friends who can help them through this hard and upsetting time ? Nope! Closer to the dog's special private vet, a full hour away from anyone that they know will help them. I fear pyscological issues are at play. P.S. The dog is fine, other than decades of interbreeding to keep his bloodline pedigree
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Work together!
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Thanks for the help
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Clever
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Das wat u get hoomin
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Happy Doggo Day!
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By jaquie0812 - 12/06/2014 16:37 - United States - Longview
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To shed light on what happened. We found a kitten in the woods by our apartment and are currently fostering it till we can find a new home. (might keep it if my kitten will accept it) my kitten is not happy with this and has been swatting at the kitten. He was asleep with me in my room when the other kitten got in and since it is very affectionate he claimed right up which made pooter (my kitten) mad and attack. the scratches weren't that bad and they are both OK. Hopefully they start getting along soon. love the cat puns they are purrrfect.
By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States
Lazy prick
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Over the Rainbow Bridge
By Traumatized cat owner - 23/09/2023 16:00 - United States
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i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope