Invasion
By Aaaaahhhhhhhh - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Aaaaahhhhhhhh - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01
By RachelDC - 03/07/2009 19:06 - United States
By Beaten by deer - 18/04/2026 12:00 - United States
By mugged - 20/03/2011 20:29 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 18:06 - United States - Kennewick
By ahdeadcats - 31/08/2009 07:37 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/08/2023 10:00
By WhyMe - 27/11/2018 17:30
By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom
By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada
By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford
By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa
By Ray - 13/08/2017 23:15 - United States
By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States
By FMC fuck my credit! - 12/06/2022 10:00
By AlyCo55 - 22/10/2018 05:00
By 854alice - 30/03/2017 11:25 - United Kingdom - Stamford
Hey, Op here. I saw that this got posted (rather unexpectedly I might add) and I feel like I need to clear this up. First off to those saying she is crazy or I should leave her, you shouldn't really judge a book by its cover and know the full story before making comments like that. She is the kindest and most wonderful person I have ever met in my life. Se didn't intend to tell me that she was jealous, Unfortunately, like myself, she has barely any filter so she ended up blurting it out to me anyway. I found it funny and entertaining since it was so out of her character and we've both been laughing about it since. She did end up loving the pup once I showed her some pictures and I'm still hoping to adopt if he's still available. I just thought it was a funny moment in our lives and just wanted to share.
By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 00:00 - Australia
By homedoggieo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Sally256 - 03/05/2009 15:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 18:00 - United States - Dallas
By queengarmin - 25/04/2015 20:42 - United States - Pacific Grove
OP here! Just to clarify, I didn't intentionally antagonize him and he didn't intentionally bite me. I was playing with my neighbor's retired therapy dog, and whilst trying to pull a toy from his mouth, he chomped down on my finger. It was most definitely an accident, and though it hurt like hell, we have forgiven each other and we're friends again. And I've learned my lesson about watching my fingers while playing with a dog.
By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/02/2025 03:00 - United Kingdom
By marymark - 13/04/2012 01:02 - United States - West Long Branch
By RachelD - 18/07/2021 00:01 - United States
By Muon66 - 11/06/2021 03:59
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it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.