About Xxkiller_hushxx
I am the most awesome person anyone will ever meet. Just ask your mom. the cute dragon is norbert he's awesome just ask your mom
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Gandhi

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Xxkiller_hushxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

By oh for f*cks sake - / Monday 20 March 2017 12:00 / Czech Republic - Prague

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

By Mark - / Monday 20 March 2017 08:00 / United States - Sparks

Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them, but I do, so I got them. Later, she was sitting on the couch eating them raw like candy. I have a weird kid. FML

By LittleSprout - / Tuesday 21 March 2017 04:00 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, I asked the vice president of the company I work for why is he always on my back. He took me into his office and told me in private that the owner likes me too much, and wants to promote me to general manager. I was glad to hear that, until he told me he thought I wasn't a "smart guy", I'm a "smart ass". FML

By Rocky - / Thursday 23 March 2017 16:12 /

FML Approved, Video #4

Always leave a tip, otherwise your plans might fall through.

By Louis - / Monday 20 March 2017 21:30 / France - Le Mans