About Whatwasthatnoise
final year student in newcastle, in to all things rock and martial arts..that will do
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Whatwasthatnoise's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 April 2009 04:14 / United States

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

By eemp / Friday 5 February 2010 05:01 / France

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

By Obsessed - / Saturday 30 January 2010 20:54 / United States

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

By mcdman - / Tuesday 19 January 2010 05:00 / United States

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

By volleyballgirl12 / Sunday 17 January 2010 06:31 / France