About Theboringdolphin
hi everyone(: I love people with an awesome sense of humor, I love to read & listen to music. I'm into Anime and I'm in a couple of fandoms. I'm not sure what else to say about myself but if you wanna know more feel free to leave a message!
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Theboringdolphin's favorite FMLs

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

By anon / Sunday 31 August 2014 15:14 / United States

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

By cat lady - / Saturday 30 August 2014 11:56 / Norway - Egersund

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 29 August 2014 16:17 / United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

By poorbastard - / Saturday 30 August 2014 08:35 / Canada - Longueuil

Today, I got a job. My parents have decided it's now a better idea to take money from my paycheck instead of grounding me. FML

By unseeable / Friday 29 August 2014 21:21 / United States - Gilbert