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You though it was sarcasm didn't you. ;) Msg me and I'll respond to your lovely comments when I'm not busy performing satanic rituals
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Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

By emchocolat - / Sunday 16 December 2012 16:55 / Europe

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 22 January 2015 18:27 / United States - Katy

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

By mybfthecrossdresser - / Tuesday 20 January 2015 15:08 / Australia - Scarborough

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 January 2015 11:04 / Australia - Blacktown

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 January 2015 14:34 / United States - Lewiston