About Steffi90
I am 24, live in the UK and work in a pub :) i am in a relationship, he is my best friend and means so much to me. I have two gorgeous little boys who are my world :)
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Steffi90's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

By darawbs / Monday 10 September 2012 00:39 / United States

Today, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue sharpie in hand as he says, "Look mom, color!" He left no appliance or cabinet untouched in his coloring masterpiece, and I'm still trying to figure out where he got the sharpie from. FML

By xtinasky1 / Friday 7 March 2014 04:24 / United States - Spanaway

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 1 October 2013 23:36 / United States - Tucson

Today, at the age of 23, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. My father swabbed his mouth for DNA and fingerprinted him. FML

By kelbel89 / Tuesday 1 October 2013 21:46 / United States - Mesquite

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 30 September 2013 23:54 / United Kingdom - Bathgate